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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Doktor Howl, September 15, 2011, 04:15:40 PM

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Doktor Howl

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September 15, 2011, 05:08:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 15, 2011, 05:07:18 PM
How many would I need to make Austin an island?

Which way is the wind blowing?
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#16
September 15, 2011, 09:57:57 PM
Are there volume discounts?  I need enough so that I can kill my enemy more times than he can kill me, balance of terror and whatnot.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Anna Mae Bollocks

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September 16, 2011, 04:28:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 15, 2011, 05:08:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 15, 2011, 05:07:18 PM
How many would I need to make Austin an island?

Which way is the wind blowing?

It's not. It's like breathing sweaty socks out there.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Epimetheus

#18
September 16, 2011, 05:20:25 AM
Where do I sign? I want to make it clear to all to-be-offended parties that this is not to be an attack, just a preemptive defense. Y'all were gonna do it to me otherwise. I saw that twinkle in your blood-crazed eyes, you dirty ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■!!!
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