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Started by Doktor Howl, September 15, 2011, 04:15:40 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Precious Moments Zalgo

Are there volume discounts?  I need enough so that I can kill my enemy more times than he can kill me, balance of terror and whatnot.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Epimetheus

Where do I sign? I want to make it clear to all to-be-offended parties that this is not to be an attack, just a preemptive defense. Y'all were gonna do it to me otherwise. I saw that twinkle in your blood-crazed eyes, you dirty ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■!!!
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS