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40 Million Year Old Sex Act, Caught in Amber!

Started by Luna, September 16, 2011, 03:16:38 AM

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Luna

September 16, 2011, 03:16:38 AM
Finding a couple of mites actually doing the nasty as they get caught in a blob of tree sap is apparently pretty exciting.

http://news.discovery.com/animals/40-million-year-old-sex-act-captured-in-amber.html
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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Triple Zero

#1
September 16, 2011, 09:37:53 AM
it's not every day pop science poop gets to use the word "sex" in their headlines.



oh wait. yes, yes it actually is.
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AFK

#2
September 16, 2011, 04:50:50 PM
This story really resinates with me for some reason. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
September 16, 2011, 04:58:48 PM
:crankey:
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Luna

#4
September 16, 2011, 05:07:43 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 16, 2011, 04:50:50 PM
This story really resinates with me for some reason. 
:argh!:
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

#5
September 16, 2011, 05:42:12 PM
I believe this is also a great example of getting caught coming and going. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#6
September 16, 2011, 05:42:38 PM
I know you guys have been pining for this. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#7
September 16, 2011, 06:51:46 PM
We mite have.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Luna

#8
September 16, 2011, 06:58:47 PM
 :horrormirth:
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Igor

#9
September 16, 2011, 07:01:21 PM
MUST
STOP
PUNS!



These are apparently Dinosaur feathers, also trapped in amber. Which, I guess, should put that debate to rest.

Moar here.
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#10
September 16, 2011, 07:05:19 PM
The debate that Dinosaurs liked to look fabulous? 
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Luna

#11
September 16, 2011, 07:15:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 16, 2011, 07:05:19 PM
The debate that Dinosaurs liked to look fabulous? 

Doesn't everyone?
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

#12
September 20, 2011, 04:01:50 AM
Maybe they wouldn't be extinct if they'd fucked faster and didn't keep gettin' caught up in resin...
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