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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 16, 2011, 05:27:43 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 16, 2011, 05:27:43 PM
I just received the following email:

QuoteHello [Nigel's real name],

On your last order placed with FiltersFast.com on 3/16/2007 you requested to be notified in 6 months that it is time to change your water filter.

That time has passed and it is now time to change your water filter. Below you will find a link to the product(s) that you ordered when you signed up for our free reminder service.

We also would like to offer you a $5 discount on your next order of $75 or more as our Thank You to you for your continued business! This coupon will be active for a limited time, so don't miss out on the extra savings. To redeem the discount, simply enter the discount code 5offcustomer in the discount code box while in the shopping cart and click on the update button. You will see the discount reflected in your total.

If you only need one or two filters, you can take advantage of our $1 discount on your next order regardless of the order size! To redeem this discount, simply enter the discount code 8899111 in the discount code box while in the shopping cart and click on the update button. You will see the discount reflected in your total.

You last ordered the following products. Click the product name to view the details and to order your replacement.

Brita GE MWF, GWF Compatible Refrigerator Filter

:lulz: Seriously?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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September 16, 2011, 05:31:53 PM
I get that all the time at the plant.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 16, 2011, 05:54:58 PM
I'm just amused that I apparently signed up for a six-month reminder, and I receive the first and only reminder from them four and a half years later.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#3
September 16, 2011, 05:56:53 PM
Well, it has been six months...... just an extra four years got in the way....  :lulz:

Eater of Clowns

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September 17, 2011, 01:36:24 AM
Nigel never got her e-mail.

She was found calcified on the floor of her kitchen after a systemic overload of unfiltered water finally brought her down.
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 17, 2011, 02:34:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 17, 2011, 01:36:24 AM
Nigel never got her e-mail.

She was found calcified on the floor of her kitchen after a systemic overload of unfiltered water finally brought her down.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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