The sorry state of 'murrican education.

[Doktor Howl]

Please please please let the pandemic begin soon.

Not actually necessary.

At the behest of fucking retards with money, the fucking retards without money are busy dismantling the things they need to survive, or at least to live into their 40s.

The inevitable pandemics will follow.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Please please please let the pandemic begin soon.

Not actually necessary.

At the behest of fucking retards with money, the fucking retards without money are busy dismantling the things they need to survive, or at least to live into their 40s.

The inevitable pandemics will follow.

Can't come soon enough for me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And then Nigel was a Doktor.

And she & I have a terrible prescription.

Ho ho!

Don't think of it as choking fools, so much as tourniqueting their necks, to stave off the wasted blood flow to their heads.  Don't think of it as knocking the foundation in, think of it as allowing the house to fly off on the glorious invisible wings of the Free Market^TM.  Don't think of it as a thousand years of darkness, think of it as a serious reduction in light pollution, which ought to make astronomers happy.

If you're looking for employment, I think Frank Luntz might have a job waiting for you.

No, that pasty faced fat bastard is going straight into the chipper.

As a rule I'm against the death penalty, especially when administered in cruel and unusual ways, but every rule has its exceptions.

We ARE a living, breathing death penalty. Rushing the whole of civilization to the guillotine as fast as possible.

[Doktor Howl]

The founding fathers never intended for poor people to live into their 40s.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The founding fathers never intended for poor people to live into their 40s.

The founding fathers never intended a nation of equality and opportunity; clearly, they sought a fiefdom, a land of massive debt and indenturement, a disempowered populace serving as servants for the wealth of the elite.

Nothing like England.

[Doktor Howl]

The founding fathers never intended for poor people to live into their 40s.

The founding fathers never intended a nation of equality and opportunity; clearly, they sought a fiefdom, a land of massive debt and indenturement, a disempowered populace serving as servants for the wealth of the elite.

Nothing like England.

And General Chamberlain never expressed alarm at the same tendency in the short-lived CSA.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The founding fathers never intended for poor people to live into their 40s.

The founding fathers never intended a nation of equality and opportunity; clearly, they sought a fiefdom, a land of massive debt and indenturement, a disempowered populace serving as servants for the wealth of the elite.

Nothing like England.

And General Chamberlain never expressed alarm at the same tendency in the short-lived CSA.

Why would he? After all, it's not as if it ran counter to what he was fighting for! No, he was fighting for the Banks, for the Corporations, and for America!

[Doktor Howl]

The founding fathers never intended for poor people to live into their 40s.

The founding fathers never intended a nation of equality and opportunity; clearly, they sought a fiefdom, a land of massive debt and indenturement, a disempowered populace serving as servants for the wealth of the elite.

Nothing like England.

And General Chamberlain never expressed alarm at the same tendency in the short-lived CSA.

Why would he? After all, it's not as if it ran counter to what he was fighting for! No, he was fighting for the Banks, for the Corporations, and for America!

The funny thing is, that's true. 

He was fighting an aristocracy for the benefit of an oligarchy, come to think of it.

He saved the Communist cause at Gettysburgh.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The founding fathers never intended for poor people to live into their 40s.

The founding fathers never intended a nation of equality and opportunity; clearly, they sought a fiefdom, a land of massive debt and indenturement, a disempowered populace serving as servants for the wealth of the elite.

Nothing like England.

And General Chamberlain never expressed alarm at the same tendency in the short-lived CSA.

Why would he? After all, it's not as if it ran counter to what he was fighting for! No, he was fighting for the Banks, for the Corporations, and for America!

The funny thing is, that's true. 

He was fighting an aristocracy for the benefit of an oligarchy, come to think of it.

He saved the Communist cause at Gettysburgh.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Full circle yet?

[Doktor Howl]

Let's see:  

Communism requires everyone to work for the common good, whether or not they see any benefit personally.

Libertarians and the GOP wants to elimate the minimum wage.


Communism requires that people who can't follow the state as a religion be shipped off for "reeduction".

America puts potheads in jail with murderers and rapists to teach them a lesson.


Communism believes in a cash-less society.

America HAS a largely cash-less society.


Communism lowers the quality of goods to keep them within the means of production.

America buys cheap plastic crap at Wal-Mart, in order to afford what they want on their lower paychecks.


Communism inculcates the idea that the central committee is infallible.

Americans pick a political cause and worship it.

There's more, but this rates a rant of its own.

[Cain]

I've been saying this for years.

Even better - if you read the strategy meetings of Republican thinkers and PR people, you'll see just how often they quote Lenin and Gramsci.  For those who don't want to look (understandably) the answer is: a lot.

[Doktor Howl]

I've been saying this for years.

Even better - if you read the strategy meetings of Republican thinkers and PR people, you'll see just how often they quote Lenin and Gramsci.  For those who don't want to look (understandably) the answer is: a lot.

I've got a flyer brewing...

[Triple Zero]

Please please please let the pandemic begin soon.

speaking of, are we getting any funky diseases this winter?

[Luna]

Please please please let the pandemic begin soon.

speaking of, are we getting any funky diseases this winter?

I can ship you something special, if you like.  Would you prefer vomiting profusely, or toilet-exploding poomps?  Maybe something with spots?

Now working for a public school as a temp.  We get 'em ALL.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Please please please let the pandemic begin soon.

speaking of, are we getting any funky diseases this winter?

Nothing special that I've heard about, but this is a great URL to bookmark: http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/

You can even subscribe to get an email when they update or release a new issue.