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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

Started by Pæs, October 02, 2011, 10:16:59 AM

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Pæs

Quote from: http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/10777435327/you-have-a-meth-addiction-carla-were-not-even
YOU HAVE A METH ADDICTION CARLA.

WE'RE NOT EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION BECAUSE I'M A DOG AND YOU CAN'T TALK TO DOGS. THINK ABOUT IT.

I'M NOT EVEN YOUR DOG. YOU PROBABLY STOLE ME, BECAUSE YOU'RE ON METH.

GO TO REHAB. DRY YOURSELF OUT. YOU STILL HAVE SOME TEETH LEFT.

Suu

We should really make a WOMP Tumblr.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Especially for things like Paes' Matrix awesome, that deserves more internet exposure.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."



Cainad (dec.)

So many of these are  immediately relevant to my life.