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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

Started by Pæs, October 02, 2011, 10:16:59 AM

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Pæs

October 02, 2011, 10:16:59 AM
Quote from: http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/10777435327/you-have-a-meth-addiction-carla-were-not-even
YOU HAVE A METH ADDICTION CARLA.

WE'RE NOT EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION BECAUSE I'M A DOG AND YOU CAN'T TALK TO DOGS. THINK ABOUT IT.

I'M NOT EVEN YOUR DOG. YOU PROBABLY STOLE ME, BECAUSE YOU'RE ON METH.

GO TO REHAB. DRY YOURSELF OUT. YOU STILL HAVE SOME TEETH LEFT.

Suu

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October 02, 2011, 05:28:00 PM
We should really make a WOMP Tumblr.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 02, 2011, 06:05:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 02, 2011, 05:28:00 PM
We should really make a WOMP Tumblr.

This is a superb idea.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

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October 02, 2011, 06:08:39 PM
Especially for things like Paes' Matrix awesome, that deserves more internet exposure.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

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October 02, 2011, 06:28:32 PM
So many of these are  immediately relevant to my life.
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