OMG IM SO SORRY!

[Freeky]

midddle class, eh?  

Yes, middle class.  I'm not going to explain myself either.

But seriously, you ARE a white male middle class.

[Payne]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

Oh shit, PAYNE GOT ALL HOLY! 

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COFFEE YET. THERE ARE THINGS IN MY HEAD NIGEL.

UGLY THINGS, LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS AND HALF FORMED SENTENCES LIKE " RICK  PERRY IS QUITE A FUNNY GUY ONCE YOU...".

SHIT, THERE GOES THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA.

Oh. Oh no... now that half-formed sentence is in my head... and I was just about to go to bed.

DAMN YOU, MESSIAH!

IT'S BETTER WITH THE HOT SAUCE. AND THE SWELLING GOES DOWN AFTER ONLY ABOUT THREE DAYS.

[Payne]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

Oh shit, PAYNE GOT ALL HOLY!  

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COFFEE YET. THERE ARE THINGS IN MY HEAD NIGEL.

UGLY THINGS, LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS AND HALF FORMED SENTENCES LIKE " RICK  PERRY IS QUITE A FUNNY GUY ONCE YOU...".

SHIT, THERE GOES THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA.

Justin Bieber songs?

AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?

Respect!

Also, wtf is your avatar from?  It looks familiar but I can't place it.

ETA: Nevermind, thanks to google's new "use image to start image search" feature, I dun found it, Rev!

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE SECOND OCTAVE ALPHA. BIEBER AIN'T SHIT.

BAN KI MOON! FUCK!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

Oh shit, PAYNE GOT ALL HOLY! 

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COFFEE YET. THERE ARE THINGS IN MY HEAD NIGEL.

UGLY THINGS, LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS AND HALF FORMED SENTENCES LIKE " RICK  PERRY IS QUITE A FUNNY GUY ONCE YOU...".

SHIT, THERE GOES THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA.

Oh. Oh no... now that half-formed sentence is in my head... and I was just about to go to bed.

DAMN YOU, MESSIAH!

IT'S BETTER WITH THE HOT SAUCE. AND THE SWELLING GOES DOWN AFTER ONLY ABOUT THREE DAYS.

[trix]

midddle class, eh?  

Yes, middle class.  I'm not going to explain myself either.

But seriously, you ARE a white male middle class.

"I am going to make x outrageous claim, and not bother to explain myself.  SO THERE!"


(source: dictionary.reference.com)
middle class 
noun

a class of people intermediate between the classes of higher and lower social rank or standing; the social, economic, cultural class, having approximately average status, income, education, tastes, and the like.


1) Social.  If you mean I am socially above the lowest class (forum troll?) yet below the 'upper class' (creative writer?) then OK.

2) Economic.  Usually the definition meant when a person is described as "middle class."  In that case, again, BZZT you are wrong.  Why I actually need to argue this with you, is beyond me.  But you are.  In every measurement I can conceive of.  I am not going to bother delving into specifics because it does not matter, I know my economic situation better than you do, period.

3) Cultural.  Nope, not this one either.

I'm afraid, despite your unwillingness to back up your claim with anything resembling evidence, 

Unless there is a meme involved that I am unfamiliar with, of course.

[Salty]

Well, if it makes you feel better, I don't think you have any class at all.
              /

[trix]

Well, if it makes you feel better, I don't think you have any class at all.
              /

[Salty]

Also, I've always found the use of a dictionary definition in an argument to be kind of, well,

lame 1  (lm)
adj. lam·er, lam·est
1. Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible: Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying.
2. Marked by pain or rigidness: a lame back.
3. Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory: a lame attempt to apologize; lame excuses for not arriving on time.

That's the one!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

Oh shit, PAYNE GOT ALL HOLY!  

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COFFEE YET. THERE ARE THINGS IN MY HEAD NIGEL.

UGLY THINGS, LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS AND HALF FORMED SENTENCES LIKE " RICK  PERRY IS QUITE A FUNNY GUY ONCE YOU...".

SHIT, THERE GOES THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA.

Justin Bieber songs?

AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?

Respect!

Also, wtf is your avatar from?  It looks familiar but I can't place it.

ETA: Nevermind, thanks to google's new "use image to start image search" feature, I dun found it, Rev!

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE SECOND OCTAVE ALPHA. BIEBER AIN'T SHIT.

BAN KI MOON! FUCK!

REAL TIME VIDEO OF PAYNE VERSUS BIEBER!

[Phox]

Ah, yes, the lack of understanding of forum culture is the bane of many a would-be poster....

I'd help you out, but since you are in such a rush to show us not "middle class" you are, I am utterly convince that you have "white middle class guilt" and therefore despite what you say, you are, in fact, economically middle class, and nothing you can say will ever, EVER change that.  

Phox,
White, middle class, and unapologetic.

[trix]

Also, I've always found the use of a dictionary definition in an argument to be kind of, well,

lame 1  (lm)
adj. lam·er, lam·est
1. Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible: Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying.
2. Marked by pain or rigidness: a lame back.
3. Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory: a lame attempt to apologize; lame excuses for not arriving on time.

That's the one!

I looked it up in case there was a definition I was unaware of.  It doesn't seem much like her, from my limited lurking experience, to leap to unfounded conclusions on the economic status of a forum poster she does not know IRL.

My guess:  

And if so, I fell for it.  

[Salty]

I'm just saying it's a weaker route to take than to say NUH-UH or Well if you don't back up that claim with some facts or redefinitions we don't really have much to fucking say, now do we. That sort of thing. I know you know I know what words mean for the most part usually.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Also, I've always found the use of a dictionary definition in an argument to be kind of, well,

lame 1  (lm)
adj. lam·er, lam·est
1. Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible: Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying.
2. Marked by pain or rigidness: a lame back.
3. Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory: a lame attempt to apologize; lame excuses for not arriving on time.

That's the one!

I looked it up in case there was a definition I was unaware of.  It doesn't seem much like her, from my limited lurking experience, to leap to unfounded conclusions on the economic status of a forum poster she does not know IRL.

My guess:  

And if so, I fell for it.  

Your economic status can easily be inferred from a few particular cues and attitudes. Being able to afford to not only go to a university but to replace expensive possessions is a dead giveaway, numbnuts.

[Phox]

Also, I've always found the use of a dictionary definition in an argument to be kind of, well,

lame 1  (lm)
adj. lam·er, lam·est
1. Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible: Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying.
2. Marked by pain or rigidness: a lame back.
3. Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory: a lame attempt to apologize; lame excuses for not arriving on time.

That's the one!

I looked it up in case there was a definition I was unaware of.  It doesn't seem much like her, from my limited lurking experience, to leap to unfounded conclusions on the economic status of a forum poster she does not know IRL.

My guess: 

And if so, I fell for it.   

Your economic status can easily be inferred from a few particular cues and attitudes. Being able to afford to not only go to a university but to replace expensive possessions is a dead give-away, numbnuts.

[trix]

Also, I've always found the use of a dictionary definition in an argument to be kind of, well,

lame 1  (lm)
adj. lam·er, lam·est
1. Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible: Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying.
2. Marked by pain or rigidness: a lame back.
3. Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory: a lame attempt to apologize; lame excuses for not arriving on time.

That's the one!

I looked it up in case there was a definition I was unaware of.  It doesn't seem much like her, from my limited lurking experience, to leap to unfounded conclusions on the economic status of a forum poster she does not know IRL.

My guess:  

And if so, I fell for it.  

Your economic status can easily be inferred from a few particular cues and attitudes. Being able to afford to not only go to a university but to replace expensive possessions is a dead giveaway, numbnuts.

Here in Wisconsin we call it FINANCIAL AIDS.  It's like FINANCIAL HIV but a little more serious.  So far it's bought me my cargo van, some nice upgrades to my microbiology lab, and some rent.  Combined with my weekend job of dealing Blackjack for a catering casino, I get by these days far better then I ever have in my life.

Oh course, the moment I graduate I will owe the government a sum equal to the National Debt, but I'm betting on either VIVA LA REVOLUCION or, more likely, my engineering degree paying off, to mitigate that problem.  Or I'll hop in a boat and escape to NZ, never to be heard from again.