OMG IM SO SORRY!

[Freeky]

Trix, the question of whether attractive people receive preferential treatment has been explored in numerous studies, articles, and books. The answer is yes, they do.

http://www.economist.com/node/21526782

I am aware that it wasn't exactly a unique curiosity.  I was asking, specifically, of the people here.

Honestly, I was hoping, for once, to spark some creative responses.  When that failed, I decided to play along and poke the bear.  Even THAT failed.  I mean god damn, what's a brotha gotta do to get some action up in here?

Perhaps use correct spelling, like "brother" instead of "brotha"? Maybe then we could take you seriously?

But he's a special snowflake!  He's also white, male, and middle class!  Why you gotta put a brotha unda heel, TGG?  Why you gotta?  You sa bad nigga.

[trix]

Trix, the question of whether attractive people receive preferential treatment has been explored in numerous studies, articles, and books. The answer is yes, they do.

http://www.economist.com/node/21526782

I am aware that it wasn't exactly a unique curiosity.  I was asking, specifically, of the people here.

Honestly, I was hoping, for once, to spark some creative responses.  When that failed, I decided to play along and poke the bear.  Even THAT failed.  I mean god damn, what's a brotha gotta do to get some action up in here?

Perhaps use correct spelling, like "brother" instead of "brotha"? Maybe then we could take you seriously?

But he's a special snowflake!  He's also white, male, and middle class!  Why you gotta put a brotha unda heel, TGG?  Why you gotta?  You sa bad nigga.

White, male, and middle class, eh?  Because you know me so well?

Obviously, my avatar gives you two out of three.  As for middle class, well, BRRRR guess again.

You know what they say about assumptions...

[Salty]

They're FUN and they make people all GRRRRRRR and it's funny.

That's what I always say anyway.

You know what else I always say?

Opinions are like assholes, AWESOME!

[trix]

They're FUN and they make people all GRRRRRRR and it's funny.

That's what I always say anyway.

You know what else I always say?

Opinions are like assholes, AWESOME!

[Payne]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

[trix]

Trix, the question of whether attractive people receive preferential treatment has been explored in numerous studies, articles, and books. The answer is yes, they do.

http://www.economist.com/node/21526782

I am aware that it wasn't exactly a unique curiosity.  I was asking, specifically, of the people here.

Honestly, I was hoping, for once, to spark some creative responses.  When that failed, I decided to play along and poke the bear.  Even THAT failed.  I mean god damn, what's a brotha gotta do to get some action up in here?

Perhaps use correct spelling, like "brother" instead of "brotha"? Maybe then we could take you seriously?

That last sentence was a popular, perhaps overused reference.  I know it didn't actually have "quotes" around it, but I figured most people would recognize the reference.

Also, who wants to be taken seriously?  In fact, I rather specifically reminded people not to, in that big wall of text that Nigel lovingly referred to as "butthurt".

[trix]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

NOW THIS IS A DISCORDIA I CAN GET BEHIND!!!

PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM HAS MY VOTE!  LETS ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE THIS WHOLE MOTHER FUCKER!

[Phox]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

ARE YOU SAYING NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO BE ExACTLY LIKE PAYNE? I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE PAYNE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE? THEY MUST HAVE PAYNUS ENVY.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

Oh shit, PAYNE GOT ALL HOLY! 

[Payne]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

ARE YOU SAYING NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO BE ExACTLY LIKE PAYNE? I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE PAYNE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE? THEY MUST HAVE PAYNUS ENVY.

I CAN SEE YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE ME, EVEN DOWN TO ESCHEWING THE CAPS LOCK KEY FOR RIDING THE SHIFT KEY.

THAT'S HAWT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Trix, the question of whether attractive people receive preferential treatment has been explored in numerous studies, articles, and books. The answer is yes, they do.

http://www.economist.com/node/21526782

I am aware that it wasn't exactly a unique curiosity.  I was asking, specifically, of the people here.

Honestly, I was hoping, for once, to spark some creative responses.  When that failed, I decided to play along and poke the bear.  Even THAT failed.  I mean god damn, what's a brotha gotta do to get some action up in here?

Perhaps use correct spelling, like "brother" instead of "brotha"? Maybe then we could take you seriously?

That last sentence was a popular, perhaps overused reference.  I know it didn't actually have "quotes" around it, but I figured most people would recognize the reference.

Also, who wants to be taken seriously?  In fact, I rather specifically reminded people not to, in that big wall of text that Nigel lovingly referred to as "butthurt".

It was something about ponies, I think.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

ARE YOU SAYING NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO BE ExACTLY LIKE PAYNE? I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE PAYNE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE? THEY MUST HAVE PAYNUS ENVY.

Oh you did not. Even.

Jesus fuck. 

[Payne]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

Oh shit, PAYNE GOT ALL HOLY! 

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COFFEE YET. THERE ARE THINGS IN MY HEAD NIGEL.

UGLY THINGS, LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS AND HALF FORMED SENTENCES LIKE " RICK  PERRY IS QUITE A FUNNY GUY ONCE YOU...".

SHIT, THERE GOES THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA.

[trix]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

Oh shit, PAYNE GOT ALL HOLY!  

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COFFEE YET. THERE ARE THINGS IN MY HEAD NIGEL.

UGLY THINGS, LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS AND HALF FORMED SENTENCES LIKE " RICK  PERRY IS QUITE A FUNNY GUY ONCE YOU...".

SHIT, THERE GOES THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA.

Justin Bieber songs?

AND YOU ARE STILL ALIVE?

Respect!

Also, wtf is your avatar from?  It looks familiar but I can't place it.

ETA: Nevermind, thanks to google's new "use image to start image search" feature, I dun found it, Rev!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS PLACE WOULD BE FANTASTIC IF EVERYONE WAS MORE LIKE ME AND LIKED EVERYTHING I WROTE AND FAPPED THEMSELVES TO SLEEP, CRYING, FOR NOT BEING MORE LIKE ME. THERE WOULD BE RAINBOWS AND BRONIES AND COLOUR CODED SKITTLES IN TASTEFUL BOWLS AND THE COFFEE WOULD ENDLESSLY FLOW AND JESUS WOULD COME IN A SHARE A BEER AND WE'D MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE BUDDHA AND WE'D ALL LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL OUR INTESTINES STARTED RISING UP OUT OF OUR MOUTHS AND THEN WE'D ROLL AROUND THE OCCUPY WALL STREET CROWD MAKING CTHULU NOISES AND THEY'D ALL  LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH UNTIL THEIR INTESTINES FELL OUT OF THEIR ASS AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND BE ALL "SHIT, SORRY DUDE!" AND JESUS WOULD HAVE JUST ONE MORE BEER AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE, AND NIGEL WOULD ACCIDENTALLY THE HOLE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF LUBE.

I MOVE WE CHANGE PD FROM PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM TO PAYNEDISCORDIA.COM.

Oh shit, PAYNE GOT ALL HOLY! 

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COFFEE YET. THERE ARE THINGS IN MY HEAD NIGEL.

UGLY THINGS, LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS AND HALF FORMED SENTENCES LIKE " RICK  PERRY IS QUITE A FUNNY GUY ONCE YOU...".

SHIT, THERE GOES THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA.

Oh. Oh no... now that half-formed sentence is in my head... and I was just about to go to bed.

DAMN YOU, MESSIAH!