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Started by trix, October 05, 2011, 06:01:03 PM

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trix

There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Phox

Hey, this is the second time I've been compared to Nigel. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my lady pieces.  :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: trix on October 05, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
:weary:

Look, I realized quite early on that if I venture to post anything besides supportive one-liners, my lack of ability in making things come out how I intend will cause this to happen to every thread I make.  People that do not possess the thickness of skin that I do would have left by now with a sore ass, and only returned to lurk.  Others that may possess a weaker spine would stick to the supportive one-liners and be too frightened to post anything more.  Then there's the people that are generally extremely rare, the ones that have great insight, crazy intelligence, and the amazing creative ability to make a post that comes out exactly how they meant it to.  I say generally extremely rare, but those people seem to be plentiful here on PD.  Those posts are very fun to read, amusing to consider, and extremely thought-provoking.  I have yet to come across a higher concentration of people with those traits elsewhere on the internet.  You all know who I am talking about.  Those people are why I come here.  Those people are likely why YOU come here too.

Does this mean I have nothing to add to PD.  Fuck no.  I have the unique perspective of seeing out of my eyes.  That is a perspective none of you have.  Frankly, if you don't like my attempts at converting a bit of my reality tunnel into a post, well, go fuck yourself.  I'm going to do it anyway, unless they ban me.  Which, it seems pretty clear, is not going to happen.  So in the meantime, while I shit out a post here and there that is not up to the quality and amusement of the more finely honed intellects here at PD, in an attempt at self-improvement, you can continue to get all worked up (Looking at you, Freeky), or lob insults (Phox, Nigel), or whatever else you want to do.  But try to remember, I'm just a stupid silly ape from Wisconsin trying to walk on two legs.  Is that really worth getting all worked up over?

:kingmeh:

That was a lot of butthurt. You must really not like Gaia Online.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 05, 2011, 09:45:59 PM
Hey, this is the second time I've been compared to Nigel. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my lady pieces.  :lol:

:bunny:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: trix on October 05, 2011, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2011, 09:21:25 PM
Trix, the question of whether attractive people receive preferential treatment has been explored in numerous studies, articles, and books. The answer is yes, they do.

http://www.economist.com/node/21526782

I am aware that it wasn't exactly a unique curiosity.  I was asking, specifically, of the people here.

Honestly, I was hoping, for once, to spark some creative responses.  When that failed, I decided to play along and poke the bear.  Even THAT failed.  I mean god damn, what's a brotha gotta do to get some action up in here?

Post creative and interesting subjects?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


trix

You people and your one-liners.

8)
There's good news tonight.  And bad news.  First, the bad news: there is no good news.  Now, the good news: you don't have to listen to the bad news.
Zen Without Zen Masters

Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Phox


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Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2011, 09:23:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 05, 2011, 09:19:44 PM
can we break that 4chan link? It seems prudent to me.

Why?  Anonymous are all bark and no bite.  This ain't 2005.

I'd be more afraid of Gaia coming here.  You know the bit in Tropic Thunder?  "Never go full retard"?  They went full retard, man.  And there are a lot of them.

OMG, I forgot about Gaia.

what's wrong with Gaia?  I still go there once in a while.

Faust

Quote from: Science me, babby on October 05, 2011, 10:49:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2011, 09:23:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 05, 2011, 09:19:44 PM
can we break that 4chan link? It seems prudent to me.

Why?  Anonymous are all bark and no bite.  This ain't 2005.

I'd be more afraid of Gaia coming here.  You know the bit in Tropic Thunder?  "Never go full retard"?  They went full retard, man.  And there are a lot of them.

OMG, I forgot about Gaia.

what's wrong with Gaia?  I still go there once in a while.
It would be easier to list whats right with gaia

Sleepless nights at the chateau

Freeky

 :lol:  Okay, you have a point.

Eater of Clowns

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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: trix on October 05, 2011, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2011, 09:21:25 PM
Trix, the question of whether attractive people receive preferential treatment has been explored in numerous studies, articles, and books. The answer is yes, they do.

http://www.economist.com/node/21526782

I am aware that it wasn't exactly a unique curiosity.  I was asking, specifically, of the people here.

Honestly, I was hoping, for once, to spark some creative responses.  When that failed, I decided to play along and poke the bear.  Even THAT failed.  I mean god damn, what's a brotha gotta do to get some action up in here?

Seriously?

You have to be a level 3 user.  Everyone else is just a chew toy.

Contact ECH for an application.

Dok,
Thinks you've been strung along long enough.
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ThatGreenGentleman

Quote from: trix on October 05, 2011, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2011, 09:21:25 PM
Trix, the question of whether attractive people receive preferential treatment has been explored in numerous studies, articles, and books. The answer is yes, they do.

http://www.economist.com/node/21526782

I am aware that it wasn't exactly a unique curiosity.  I was asking, specifically, of the people here.

Honestly, I was hoping, for once, to spark some creative responses.  When that failed, I decided to play along and poke the bear.  Even THAT failed.  I mean god damn, what's a brotha gotta do to get some action up in here?

Perhaps use correct spelling, like "brother" instead of "brotha"? Maybe then we could take you seriously?
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.