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Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 07, 2011, 09:09:32 PM

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Doktor Howl

#1
October 07, 2011, 09:21:09 PM
Alabama.

You don't really have to say anything else.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
October 07, 2011, 09:22:04 PM
Yeah, fuck human rights! It's all about IMMIGRATION REFORM.  :x
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The Rev

#3
October 07, 2011, 09:37:42 PM
George Wallace is smiling.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#4
October 07, 2011, 09:41:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2011, 09:21:09 PM
Alabama.

You don't really have to say anything else.

I would insert the obligatory redneck chitlin joke but Dok is correct in this one.....

Cramulus

#5
October 07, 2011, 09:52:12 PM
I'm glad to hear that Alabama is taking its plays from Total Recall.


except instead of turning of their oxygen supply, it's their water supply


if the illegal immigrants would just turn in their psychic mutant leader, Quatto, everything could go back to normal

Dysfunctional Cunt

#6
October 07, 2011, 09:56:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 07, 2011, 09:52:12 PM
I'm glad to hear that Alabama is taking its plays from Total Recall.


except instead of turning of their oxygen supply, it's their water supply


if the illegal immigrants would just turn in their psychic mutant leader, Quatto, everything could go back to normal




:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
October 08, 2011, 04:26:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2011, 09:21:09 PM
Alabama.

You don't really have to say anything else.

:mittens:

Can't add to that.
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Kurt Christ

#8
October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
October 08, 2011, 07:20:24 AM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BabylonHoruv

#10
October 22, 2011, 04:04:13 AM
This isn't just shitty for illegals either.  It also apparently means that you don't get any water if you can't drive.
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Jenne

#11
October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Bruno

#12
October 25, 2011, 08:35:45 PM
Seems like a good time to get into the well drilling business in Alabama.
Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

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October 25, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Who the fuck is telling them that.
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October 25, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Who the fuck is telling them that.

Probably the for-profit prison industry...   :horrormirth:
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