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Triple Zero

#105
November 22, 2011, 04:10:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 22, 2011, 02:38:15 PM
I can see this now. I get a phone call at 3am.

"Can I piss in your toilet and sleep on your couch?!"

".......why?"

"There's a spider the size of my cat on my toilet paper! And Richter won't wake up!"

TIL Suu has very tiny cats ;)
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#106
November 23, 2011, 12:42:16 AM
I think that spider is cute.  :sad:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#107
November 23, 2011, 12:54:55 AM
How?

Kittens are cute. Puppies are cute. Little fluffy bunnies are cute.

SPIDERS ARE FUCKING UGLY AND CREEPY AND MAKE SUU CRY.
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Phox

#108
November 23, 2011, 01:00:07 AM
Nope, spiders have adorable little furry faces, and cute little eyes, those adorable little pedipalps (Kai, is that the right word for those?), and they looks so cute when they're all curled up next tho their face! How can you NOT like spiders? THEY ARE SUPER ADORABLE.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#109
November 23, 2011, 01:03:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Stupid hat Uncleverson on November 23, 2011, 01:00:07 AM
Nope, spiders have adorable little furry faces, and cute little eyes, those adorable little pedipalps (Kai, is that the right word for those?), and they looks so cute when they're all curled up next tho their face! How can you NOT like spiders? THEY ARE SUPER ADORABLE.

This!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#110
November 23, 2011, 03:26:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Stupid hat Uncleverson on November 23, 2011, 01:00:07 AM
Nope, spiders have adorable little furry faces, and cute little eyes, those adorable little pedipalps (Kai, is that the right word for those?), and they looks so cute when they're all curled up next tho their face! How can you NOT like spiders? THEY ARE SUPER ADORABLE.

Nope.  If that thing was sitting on my toilet paper roll, I'd be wiping my ass with the shower curtain.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Kai

#111
November 23, 2011, 05:28:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Stupid hat Uncleverson on November 23, 2011, 01:00:07 AM
Nope, spiders have adorable little furry faces, and cute little eyes, those adorable little pedipalps (Kai, is that the right word for those?), and they looks so cute when they're all curled up next tho their face! How can you NOT like spiders? THEY ARE SUPER ADORABLE.

Seriously. And aside from a few species here in the US, they are pretty much harmless to humans. Sure, if you grab one it will try to bite you to escape, but why would you do that?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#112
November 23, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I loves them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#113
November 23, 2011, 04:52:55 PM
They make me cry like a little bitch and run into the other room.
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#114
November 26, 2011, 03:08:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on November 23, 2011, 01:00:07 AM
Nope, spiders have adorable little furry faces, and cute little eyes, those adorable little pedipalps (Kai, is that the right word for those?), and they looks so cute when they're all curled up next tho their face! How can you NOT like spiders? THEY ARE SUPER ADORABLE.

I agree
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