Limerick game thread

[Freeky]

enti

One day, whilst prospecting for crude,
BP got their oil pipe chewed,
now their share price has dropped
cuz their gusher got popped,
and the East coast is slippery and screwed.

NT,Tea Bags

Tea Bags as in American political morons, or tea bags as in the dregs in the bag in your cup of tea?

entirely up to you.

Let's go with actual tea bags. (Unless someone has a really good Tea Bagger limerick).
Plus whatever Freeky pitches.

Religious nutjobs

[BadBeast]

A dirty old Vicar, from Birmingham,
once rogered 3 maids, whilst confirming 'em,
as they knelt seeking God,
he exited his knob,
then shot his episcopal sperm in 'em.

A life on the ocean wave.

[BadBeast]

The Captain, disgracefully drunk,
went down to the Cabin boys bunk,
threw the lad on the floor,
like a cheap dockside whore,
and filled up his scuppers with spunk

nt Michael Jackson's Doctor.