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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, June 22, 2010, 02:51:44 AM

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Freeky

#30
June 22, 2010, 05:25:27 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 06:01:34 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 05:59:16 AM
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 22, 2010, 05:44:16 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 05:41:44 AM
One day, whilst prospecting for crude,
BP got their oil pipe chewed,
now their share price has dropped
cuz their gusher got popped,
and the East coast is slippery and screwed.

NT,Tea Bags

Tea Bags as in American political morons, or tea bags as in the dregs in the bag in your cup of tea?
entirely up to you.

Let's go with actual tea bags. (Unless someone has a really good Tea Bagger limerick).
Plus whatever Freeky pitches.

Religious nutjobs

BadBeast

#31
June 22, 2010, 05:52:12 PM
A dirty old Vicar, from Birmingham,
once rogered 3 maids, whilst confirming 'em,
as they knelt seeking God,
he exited his knob,
then shot his episcopal sperm in 'em.

A life on the ocean wave.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

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October 03, 2011, 05:45:21 AM
The Captain, disgracefully drunk,
went down to the Cabin boys bunk,
threw the lad on the floor,
like a cheap dockside whore,
and filled up his scuppers with spunk

nt Michael Jackson's Doctor.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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