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Started by AFK, October 12, 2011, 12:20:45 AM

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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

the dreadful hours


AFK

What did the mother tuning fork say to the little tuning fork?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Don't strike that tone with me!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

"Your father was a Jew's harp!"
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Cain

I think this one fell on a deaf audience, RWHN.

Doktor Howl

On that note, I'm leaving this here thread FOREVER!

Puns of this scale should not be tolerated.
Molon Lube

Luna

The OP could've fallen flat, but I thought it was pretty sharp...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 12, 2011, 12:21:57 AM
What did the mother tuning fork say to the little tuning fork?

a) Don't play with knives.

b) "F" off

c) Tonight we're having "C" food. A prong cocktail starter, with a choice of tuning steak or octavus.

AFK

I see y'all are pretty sharp today!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

This place is staffed by ritards.

Payne

We should run them over the edge of the nearest Clef.