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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, October 12, 2011, 12:20:45 AM

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October 12, 2011, 12:20:45 AM
Hey TDH!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

the dreadful hours

#1
October 12, 2011, 12:21:19 AM
Yeah?

AFK

#2
October 12, 2011, 12:21:57 AM
What did the mother tuning fork say to the little tuning fork?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#3
October 12, 2011, 12:34:32 AM
Don't strike that tone with me!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#4
October 12, 2011, 12:45:01 AM
"Your father was a Jew's harp!"
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Cain

#5
October 12, 2011, 02:30:07 PM
I think this one fell on a deaf audience, RWHN.

Doktor Howl

#6
October 12, 2011, 02:45:31 PM
On that note, I'm leaving this here thread FOREVER!

Puns of this scale should not be tolerated.
Molon Lube

Luna

#7
October 12, 2011, 02:50:28 PM
The OP could've fallen flat, but I thought it was pretty sharp...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

#8
October 12, 2011, 02:56:27 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 12, 2011, 12:21:57 AM
What did the mother tuning fork say to the little tuning fork?

a) Don't play with knives.

b) "F" off

c) Tonight we're having "C" food. A prong cocktail starter, with a choice of tuning steak or octavus.

AFK

#9
October 12, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
I see y'all are pretty sharp today!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#10
October 12, 2011, 03:32:17 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 12, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
I see y'all are pretty sharp today!

Beat you to that one.   :wink:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

#11
October 12, 2011, 03:37:05 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 03:32:17 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 12, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
I see y'all are pretty sharp today!

Beat you to that one.   :wink:

No, see, I augmented it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#12
October 12, 2011, 03:44:46 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 12, 2011, 03:37:05 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 12, 2011, 03:32:17 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 12, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
I see y'all are pretty sharp today!

Beat you to that one.   :wink:

No, see, I augmented it. 

I see, now.  I wasn't going to fret about it...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#13
October 12, 2011, 04:15:35 PM
This place is staffed by ritards.

Payne

#14
October 12, 2011, 04:16:42 PM
We should run them over the edge of the nearest Clef.
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