Slogans for 2011/2012

[Triple Zero]

NO FUN ALLOWED BEFORE HOMEWORK

ESPECIALLY NO CATS PENISES

[LMNO]

NO FUN ALLOWED BEFORE HOMEWORK

ESPECIALLY NO CATS PENISES

I'm sorry to hear that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear Pickle,

It seems you have a tendency to get mean and stupid when you drink. I have a certain amount of sympathy, as I get emotional and demanding when I drink.

Luckily for both of us, there is a great way to manage this! It is called "moderation and self-control".

It works wonders, you should try it!

I'm actually a pretty happy drunk.  I was laughing when I posted that last night, knowing the reaming I was going to get for it.

Didn't intend it to piss Twid off so much.

I like Twid.

But yeah, I see what you mean.  Moderation and I have had quite a few sit downs over the years to discuss slippage.

So when you're drunk, you think it's funny to be mean and stupid. Awesome.

[Freeky]

Dear Pickle,

It seems you have a tendency to get mean and stupid when you drink. I have a certain amount of sympathy, as I get emotional and demanding when I drink.

Luckily for both of us, there is a great way to manage this! It is called "moderation and self-control".

It works wonders, you should try it!

I'm actually a pretty happy drunk.  I was laughing when I posted that last night, knowing the reaming I was going to get for it.

Didn't intend it to piss Twid off so much.

I like Twid.

But yeah, I see what you mean.  Moderation and I have had quite a few sit downs over the years to discuss slippage.

So when you're drunk, you think it's funny to be mean and stupid. Awesome.

Sounds a bit beyond asshole-ish, to me.

[Disco Pickle]

 

So I can be the pokee, but not the poker?

I don't think I was mean anywhere in that post.  I knew it would get a rise, but it wasn't meant to be mean.

Besides, it's not like I'm breaking new ground here or anything.

[Freeky]

It is less that you were poking, and more you telling the whole board that you pretty much side with all those poor bankers who are getting a bad rap right now, because those big bad lazy fuckers protesting are simply not working hard enough, and since we disagree that this country wide destitution is their own fault we are 169% wrong and also "misguided."

Which is fucking rich because the only sources you believe are ones that are written by your religious leaders.

[Doktor Howl]

I, for one, am tragically misguided.  Those poor bank CEOs have a hell of a time.

I should be more sensitive to the little darlings.  I mean, it's not as if they WRECKED THE WORLD or something, right?

[Doktor Howl]

I just think it's hilarious that because I think Libertarians are sociopathic, Utopian morons, you assume I'm anti-capitalism.

I am anti-capitalism.  Because it doesn't work.

[Disco Pickle]

Ah, assumptions.

I actually agree with every demand posted to OWS.  Not that first list, that was dumb.  The one Cram mirrored.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So I can be the pokee, but not the poker?

I don't think I was mean anywhere in that post.  I knew it would get a rise, but it wasn't meant to be mean.

Besides, it's not like I'm breaking new ground here or anything.

This post wasn't especially mean, but it was pretty stupid and you've been mean in the recent past.

Not really a great trend. Might want to rethink your strategy.

[Freeky]

Ah, assumptions.

If anyone is assuming shit, it's because it mirrors what you do and what you say, and have shown to believe, so go fuck yourself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just think it's hilarious that because I think Libertarians are sociopathic, Utopian morons, you assume I'm anti-capitalism.

I am anti-capitalism.  Because it doesn't work.

I'm fine with capitalism within a balanced system. I am not at all OK with corporatism, which is exactly what Marx envisioned capitalism as being. And then capitalism was a zombie.

[Payne]

Nah, I could give a shit about your philosophy. What I didn't like was the whole board being tarred with this "Winger" nonsense.

You're an ass. You're always acting like an ass. Your opinions tend to point due ass to ass west. So yeah, in the immortal words of Spiro Agnew "You started it, now see what you made me do?!"

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Ass.

[Cramulus]

  DP: are you, like, surprised that people thought this was annoying? I mean, you did explicitly say the intent was to annoy us, collectively:

So I came up with some new slogans that should really piss you off, though that was not my intention.  That last bit may be a little disingenuous.

then you picked up a really broad brush and painted a portrait of us with it.

END THE MERITOCRACY!  SLACKERS DESERVE A PIECE OF THE LUXUERY PIE TOO!

means

PD IS FULL OF ENTITLED SLACKERS WHO THINK THEY DESERVE LUXURY DESPITE NOT HAVING WORKED FOR IT

CAPITALISM HAS NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING OF VALUE!

means

PD IS COMMIES

MEDIOCRATY _[sic] IS THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM!

means

YOUR LAZY

THE BELL CURVE ONLY BENEFITS THE 1%!

means

I like talking to you, man, for reals. It's nice to get a fresh perspective on the board. In terms of making a cogent point or having a discussion, this is weaksauce. In terms of a drunken ill-thought-out post, it's hilarious. Just probably not in the way you intended.

[Disco Pickle]

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.