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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Started by Cramulus, October 14, 2011, 03:05:44 PM

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kingyak

#61
October 14, 2011, 08:32:34 PM
My boss just came in to ask me something and I barely made it through the conversation without completely losing it. All because of that poor cat's penis.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Sir Squid Diddimus

#62
October 14, 2011, 08:36:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:24:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THEN COME BY MORE OFTEN!

(we miss you)

You haven't seen the last of me  :evil:

Doktor Howl

#63
October 14, 2011, 08:37:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:36:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:24:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THEN COME BY MORE OFTEN!

(we miss you)

You haven't seen the last of me  :evil:

And you haven't heard the last of me.

I'm taking a week off intoxicated at the end of the month.

There will be howling, vicious, unintelligble voicemails.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#64
October 14, 2011, 08:37:18 PM

rong

#65
October 14, 2011, 08:38:07 PM
Sorry to hear
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Cain

#66
October 14, 2011, 08:40:00 PM

LMNO

#67
October 14, 2011, 08:41:40 PM

Sir Squid Diddimus

#68
October 14, 2011, 08:42:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:37:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:36:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2011, 08:24:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
I fucking love you assholes!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

THEN COME BY MORE OFTEN!

(we miss you)

You haven't seen the last of me  :evil:

And you haven't heard the last of me.

I'm taking a week off intoxicated at the end of the month.

There will be howling, vicious, unintelligble voicemails.

I expect nothing less.
THIS THREAD MADE MY WHOLE FUCKING WEEK! Seriously.

I haven't like, slept, since Sunday more than a couple naps and the stress and money and shit was killing me. THIS SHIT just made it all ok.

Telarus

#69
October 14, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
 :pax:
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Cramulus

#70
October 14, 2011, 08:47:46 PM
SQUID I'M GLAD YUOR FEELING BETTER, BUT THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES ON THE TABLE OKAY

Triple Zero

#71
October 14, 2011, 08:50:12 PM
:lulz: at your sig, Squiddy



this thread IS awesome.

also I was wondering if it was the one with the eyes or not. now I know.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#72
October 14, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
Yeah. This is Darnell Leroy. He has eyes...




BUT NO PENIS!!!


Triple Zero

#73
October 14, 2011, 09:02:01 PM
oh the black one is just some random cat then?




Quote from: kingyak on October 14, 2011, 08:32:34 PM
My boss just came in to ask me something and I barely made it through the conversation without completely losing it. All because of that poor cat's penis.

Yes, or
"Trip, what you been up to today?"
"Oh you know, shopping pics about lost cat penises."
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#74
October 14, 2011, 09:03:57 PM
I liked the look on it's face and it looks just like this guy(girl?). So it worked.
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