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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Started by Cramulus, October 14, 2011, 03:05:44 PM

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kingyak

#75
October 14, 2011, 10:43:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2011, 09:02:01 PM
oh the black one is just some random cat then?




Quote from: kingyak on October 14, 2011, 08:32:34 PM
My boss just came in to ask me something and I barely made it through the conversation without completely losing it. All because of that poor cat's penis.

Yes, or
"Trip, what you been up to today?"
"Oh you know, shopping pics about lost cat penises."


My boss and I have sort of an unspoken agreement that as long as I don't openly acknowledge how little work I actually do there, neither will he.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Richter

#76
October 14, 2011, 11:03:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#77
October 14, 2011, 11:13:46 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#78
October 14, 2011, 11:17:44 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Bruno

#79
October 14, 2011, 11:40:27 PM
This the best meme since "Chewbacca Ate My Balls"!
Formerly something else...

Pæs

#80
October 15, 2011, 12:05:19 AM
ALRIGHT GUYS, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
WE NEED THIS ON THE NEWSFEED.
WE NEED A :sorryaboutyourcatspenis:
AND A LINK TO THIS THREAD IS NOW THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE RESPONSE TO "DESCRIBE DISCORDIANISM IN ONE SENTENCE."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#81
October 15, 2011, 12:15:09 AM
Considering that my tumblr page has been more or less entirely dedicated to this meme all day, feel free to post it to reddit or whatever the hell you want to do: http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/picklemeat
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

kingyak

#83
October 15, 2011, 04:22:37 AM
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Nephew Twiddleton

#84
October 15, 2011, 04:46:46 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Disco Pickle

#85
October 15, 2011, 04:52:04 AM
aww fuck I just woke up the GF laughing.

She's pissed, and she's already tired of hearing about cat penises.

SHE HAS NO IDEA HOW SORRY WE ALL ARE!

"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Nephew Twiddleton

#86
October 15, 2011, 04:54:59 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#87
October 15, 2011, 05:14:06 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#88
October 15, 2011, 05:55:03 AM
 :lulz:


Thread of the year

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#89
October 15, 2011, 07:17:59 PM
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