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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Started by Cramulus, October 14, 2011, 03:05:44 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#270
March 20, 2014, 02:25:22 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#271
March 20, 2014, 02:42:49 PM
 :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#272
March 21, 2014, 05:41:35 PM
How much cat is left?
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#273
March 22, 2014, 06:32:31 AM
5/8

Sir Squid Diddimus

#274
August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Doktor Howl

#275
August 24, 2022, 04:05:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

What the hell is going on in Florida?

Molon Lube

Cramulus

#276
August 24, 2022, 08:05:35 PM
Noooo, his peeeeeenis!!! The universe needs to GIVE IT BACK!!

poor kitty

Anna Mae Bollocks

#277
August 25, 2022, 11:36:44 PM
Kitty might not want it back after it made the rounds in Florida.
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Cain

#278
August 26, 2022, 03:33:58 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.

Suu

#279
August 30, 2022, 03:18:02 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2022, 03:33:58 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2022, 03:58:39 AM
MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

Goddamnit, can't have nothing for free in Florida, not even a penis.

Sir we've banned all genitals from Florida. DeSantis is collecting them for his wall.
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Cain

#280
August 30, 2022, 03:33:34 PM
That does sound about right. Especially no genitals in schools. Only for the wall.

Cramulus

#281
August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 PM
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer

chaotic neutral observer

#282
August 30, 2022, 09:43:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 PM
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer


That needs a Hatsune Miku cover version.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

#283
August 31, 2022, 01:02:02 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 PM
Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer


You are a bad person.   :lulz:
Molon Lube
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