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Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:21:48 pm »
8 avacados
3/4 pound of bacon covered in pepper
1/4 cup lemon juice
1/2 - 2/3 elephant garlic bulb
1-2 tsp liquid smoke
1/2 cup those little orange tomatoes
salt
paprika
less than 1/4 cup sun dried tomatoes (jarred in oil)

cook the bacon until it is very crispy, adding in the liquid smoke in 1/2 tsp increments per batch, and will shatter when it's cooled off.  While the bacon cooks, peel and deseed the avocados and stick them in a big bowl and mash them up.  Beat that shit like some benjies went missing and the ho ain't talking.

Mince the garlic, add the lemon juice and salt (however much you want, I suggest not more than 2 TBSP) and set aside for an hour and some.  Break up the bacon into tiny bits and mix into your bitch mash.

Mix in the garlic after it sits.  Dice the tiny tomatoes and add them, too, and also the sun-dreid tomatoes.  That bitch mash stole those benjies and spent them on liquor, better have your boys teach her a lesson (mix up the stuff really well, mashing it up if necessary).  

Eat it on stuff.

Edited for missing step and ingredient.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2011, 08:40:59 pm by Science me, babby »

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2011, 08:24:49 pm »
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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2011, 08:41:25 pm »
This stuff is awesome and delicious. :D

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2011, 10:04:40 pm »
Ooh, that's one I haven't eaten before!  Wanna try!

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2011, 11:57:39 pm »
We will be nomming on tonight at a party!  :D

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 08:51:46 pm »
You don't use any chilis?

You ought to invest in a molcajete & tejolote. It's the traditional Mexican way of preparing guacamole where you get the consistency just right.

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2011, 09:35:37 pm »
You don't use any chilis?

You ought to invest in a molcajete & tejolote. It's the traditional Mexican way of preparing guacamole where you get the consistency just right.

Screw traditional, I go for taste and innovation.  :D

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2011, 07:58:12 pm »
I STILL need to try this.  Hmph.

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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 08:03:21 pm »
No, Freeky's used to rude ass bastards fucking up her cooking threads.

You ain't the first, Buttmunchie.

making a suggestion is fucking up her thread?

my my the butthurt levels here are astounding

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 04:43:12 am »
Dammit, I was going to make a joke dipshit post like the ones Freeky usually gets on her threads in DR, but fanglekai beat me to it with a real one.

 :argh!:

ETA: That sounds nummy, Freeky.
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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 05:15:42 am »
Dammit, I was going to make a joke dipshit post like the ones Freeky usually gets on her threads in DR, but fanglekai beat me to it with a real one.

 :argh!:

ETA: That sounds nummy, Freeky.

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You can still make one if you want to.  :lol:

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2011, 05:28:51 am »
Ok.

Nawhaw your doing it wrong.  The Aztecs on the Yucatan didn't have liquid smoke, and they didn't put pepper on there bacon neither, so that's not authentic guacamole.

But seriously, I make guacamole all the time, and I never thought of putting bacon in it.  Want.
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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2011, 05:41:14 am »
Ok.

Nawhaw your doing it wrong.  The Aztecs on the Yucatan didn't have liquid smoke, and they didn't put pepper on there bacon neither, so that's not authentic guacamole.

But seriously, I make guacamole all the time, and I never thought of putting bacon in it.  Want.

HEE HEE!  Aztecs...

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2011, 01:09:12 pm »
no peppers? what is this....

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Re: Freeky's pimping guacamole dip
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2011, 04:28:31 pm »
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