The Tea Party LOVES America...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Reviews should be done along the lines of those for the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt.

Oh HELL yes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well said, Nigel, and

(unless, of course, you're a parasite like a bail bondsman or a process server, in which case you have a personal vested interest in there being enough poor fuckups in your area to keep you in business).

I see what you did there.  

[Don Coyote]

I think I am going to have to finally checkout a copy of that book and read it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Clearly, this calls for insanely positive reviews on the Amazon page.

Man, I gave her five stars and a GLOWING review, and she isn't even grateful. (I did read the preview for the book, too. It was awful. Why do all these people write at a 6th-grade level? Oh wait.)

This is why.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

They would be so, so sad if they found out that it's not a big Liberal conspiracy, but just a bunch of jerks on the internet doing it for the funny.

[Doktor Howl]

You know what, if you're too tired to teach your children how to do things better than you did?

FUCK YOU

Your family and your children will get everything that's coming to them.

Your grandparents and THEIR grandparents did without your fucking TV and your car and your spoiled little shit's video games.

UGH.  

I do not fit in here.

No, having read that, I'm beginning to think that maybe you don't.  I'm beginning to think that maybe you'd be more at home at teapartynation.com or something like it, somewhere where people live in a fantasy world where everyone gets what they deserve, and where plans go perfectly every time, and people always make the best, most rational decisions, en masse.

And you can sit there and tell each other than poor people aren't really people, and that they deserve every bad thing that happens to them, because they chose to be poor.

You know, I've been a bit put off by Doktor Phox's and Trip's responses to you, as I felt they were being harsh for no reason.  I seems that I owe them an apology, because I was wrong and they were right.  You're a bad person, a sort of Dick Cheney writ small, and maybe it's time you found people that you fit in with.

Go, and be damned.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

I think I am going to have to finally checkout a copy of that book and read it.

Meh, just read John Galt's speech in Atlas Shrugged.  Says the same thing and is written more intelligently.

[Cain]

They would be so, so sad if they found out that it's not a big Liberal conspiracy, but just a bunch of jerks on the internet doing it for the funny.

I probably hate liberals more than most Tea Partiers.  And for the right, nay, righteous reasons.

People don't understand - just because I generally prefer certain policy methods and outcomes, doesnt mean I don't think, by and large, the subscribers to such things are a pack of vicious, ethnocentric, partisan fools, liars and conmen.  Because they are.  It just so happens the other side is much the same, and even funnier to pick on.

[hirley0]

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You know what, if you're too tired to teach your children how to do things better than you did?

FUCK YOU

Your family and your children will get everything that's coming to them.

Your grandparents and THEIR grandparents did without your fucking TV and your car and your spoiled little shit's video games.

UGH.  

I do not fit in here.

This is, seriously, one of the most repulsively sociopathic things I think I've ever seen anyone post here. I think you might be right about not fitting in here: for one thing, you appear to be incapable of learning, and for another thing, you appear to have a literally monstrously low level of concern for the well-being of children who should, for the benefit of society, be given as decent a baseline head-start as possible, even if their parents are LITERALLY retarded selfish assholes.

It sounds a lot as if you would like to return to the days of poor farms and child labor, though, possibly on the off-chance that you might be able to "earn" a profit from it.

Yeah: don't get to caught up in the kid D'bait
iT reflects back to the Iran contra ERA & MissSing children
I called the period iCON Eron!-! it was a Carter (copTer) charter
best 4goTTen as the rapePERcuss'N is Scorse off ?{ maybe 1980's + 4Score
around or after 2060 most of US will be long gone BUT this board may REMain /-/

[Triple Zero]

You know, I've been a bit put off by Doktor Phox's and Trip's responses to you, as I felt they were being harsh for no reason.  I seems that I owe them an apology, because I was wrong and they were right.  You're a bad person, a sort of Dick Cheney writ small, and maybe it's time you found people that you fit in with.

Go, and be damned.

It's okay, we was just dismissin' the Disco Cabbage before it got mainstream and everybody started doin' it, you know?


(besides, it's been the other way around often enough, hasn't it? so much, that I generally assume you turn out to be right about someone even if I don't see it yet)

[Doktor Howl]

You know, I've been a bit put off by Doktor Phox's and Trip's responses to you, as I felt they were being harsh for no reason.  I seems that I owe them an apology, because I was wrong and they were right.  You're a bad person, a sort of Dick Cheney writ small, and maybe it's time you found people that you fit in with.

Go, and be damned.

It's okay, we was just dismissin' the Disco Cabbage before it got mainstream and everybody started doin' it, you know?


(besides, it's been the other way around often enough, hasn't it? so much, that I generally assume you turn out to be right about someone even if I don't see it yet)

It's not just the insane callousness he aims at anyone less fortunate than himself...It's also the fact that he insists on believing in things that just aren't so...That a political belief system that contradicts human nature can be implimented anyway, as long as people are "pure" enough.  In this, he's no different than the most shrill university communist.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know, I've been a bit put off by Doktor Phox's and Trip's responses to you, as I felt they were being harsh for no reason.  I seems that I owe them an apology, because I was wrong and they were right.  You're a bad person, a sort of Dick Cheney writ small, and maybe it's time you found people that you fit in with.

Go, and be damned.

It's okay, we was just dismissin' the Disco Cabbage before it got mainstream and everybody started doin' it, you know?


(besides, it's been the other way around often enough, hasn't it? so much, that I generally assume you turn out to be right about someone even if I don't see it yet)

It's not just the insane callousness he aims at anyone less fortunate than himself...It's also the fact that he insists on believing in things that just aren't so...That a political belief system that contradicts human nature can be implimented anyway, as long as people are "pure" enough.  In this, he's no different than the most shrill university communist.

It's also a peculiar kind of arrogance that insists that everyone else who has different experience and observations just isn't as smart as he is. 

[Doktor Howl]

You know, I've been a bit put off by Doktor Phox's and Trip's responses to you, as I felt they were being harsh for no reason.  I seems that I owe them an apology, because I was wrong and they were right.  You're a bad person, a sort of Dick Cheney writ small, and maybe it's time you found people that you fit in with.

Go, and be damned.

It's okay, we was just dismissin' the Disco Cabbage before it got mainstream and everybody started doin' it, you know?


(besides, it's been the other way around often enough, hasn't it? so much, that I generally assume you turn out to be right about someone even if I don't see it yet)

It's not just the insane callousness he aims at anyone less fortunate than himself...It's also the fact that he insists on believing in things that just aren't so...That a political belief system that contradicts human nature can be implimented anyway, as long as people are "pure" enough.  In this, he's no different than the most shrill university communist.

It's also a peculiar kind of arrogance that insists that everyone else who has different experience and observations just isn't as smart as he is.  

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about, Nigel.  Here you are, dogging on his religion, when you just KNOW that with hard work and sacrifice, you'd be rich...Because, you know, what you do isn't work.  Neither is what a mechanic does, or a plumber, or some schmuck gluing widgets together at minimum wage.

Spare a little sympathy for the hedge fund managers, who slave away until their joints shatter like glass, leaving them to flop around on the sidewalk of Wall Street, helplessly pooping themselves.  Do any of you give a shit about what happens to oil execs, who work their fingers to the BONE, attenting conferences in Cabo, and banging their secretaries on the couch in their offices?  NO.  YOU DON'T.  Instead, you support worthless eaters who only do shit like physically assemble or repair the things that keep us alive or make life worth living.

Picasso?  PFFFFT!  He'd have been a real artist, if he'd have invented mortgage-bundling.  

You fuckers are ruining America, with your anti-capitalist moaning and making the parks all smelly with your endless complaining about our poor captains of industry.  I hope you're fucking happy.

[AFK]

Hey, DP, do you own anything that was made in China?

OMG, YOU ARE SUBSIDIZING CHINESE POVERTY!!!!!! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know, I've been a bit put off by Doktor Phox's and Trip's responses to you, as I felt they were being harsh for no reason.  I seems that I owe them an apology, because I was wrong and they were right.  You're a bad person, a sort of Dick Cheney writ small, and maybe it's time you found people that you fit in with.

Go, and be damned.

It's okay, we was just dismissin' the Disco Cabbage before it got mainstream and everybody started doin' it, you know?


(besides, it's been the other way around often enough, hasn't it? so much, that I generally assume you turn out to be right about someone even if I don't see it yet)

It's not just the insane callousness he aims at anyone less fortunate than himself...It's also the fact that he insists on believing in things that just aren't so...That a political belief system that contradicts human nature can be implimented anyway, as long as people are "pure" enough.  In this, he's no different than the most shrill university communist.

It's also a peculiar kind of arrogance that insists that everyone else who has different experience and observations just isn't as smart as he is.  

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about, Nigel.  Here you are, dogging on his religion, when you just KNOW that with hard work and sacrifice, you'd be rich...Because, you know, what you do isn't work.  Neither is what a mechanic does, or a plumber, or some schmuck gluing widgets together at minimum wage.

Spare a little sympathy for the hedge fund managers, who slave away until their joints shatter like glass, leaving them to flop around on the sidewalk of Wall Street, helplessly pooping themselves.  Do any of you give a shit about what happens to oil execs, who work their fingers to the BONE, attenting conferences in Cabo, and banging their secretaries on the couch in their offices?  NO.  YOU DON'T.  Instead, you support worthless eaters who only do shit like physically assemble or repair the things that keep us alive or make life worth living.

Picasso?  PFFFFT!  He'd have been a real artist, if he'd have invented mortgage-bundling.  

You fuckers are ruining America, with your anti-capitalist moaning and making the parks all smelly with your endless complaining about our poor captains of industry.  I hope you're fucking happy.