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Happy Birthday Payne!

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 19, 2011, 12:48:05 PM

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LMNO

#15
October 19, 2011, 04:45:00 PM
I ain't sacrificing shit for you.



Happy birthday, asshole.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
October 19, 2011, 04:50:17 PM
Happy birthday Payne! Today I will not drink any alcohol or smoke any cigarettes, in honor of Your Messianic Holiness.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#17
October 19, 2011, 04:55:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2011, 04:50:17 PM
Happy birthday Payne! Today I will not drink any alcohol or smoke any cigarettes, in honor of Your Messianic Holiness.

I will totally make good for both of these, also in honor of your mesjogge holiness!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

#18
October 19, 2011, 05:17:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on October 19, 2011, 02:29:59 PM
The HAPPIEST of Birthdays to you!!

I would offer my first born but you'd only end up cursing me when he ate your house.  :sad:

I will raise a glass to you my next visit to the bar!

Have a wonderful day and I hope it is the first of many in a great year for you!!!



UNNACCEPTABLE

Payne

#19
October 19, 2011, 05:17:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 19, 2011, 02:33:21 PM
I am using nasty powdered creamer in my coffee, instead of yummy flavored Bailey's creamer.

And, in your honor, I will make yummy baked goods, and feed them to my yoga class tonight, thereby rendering any weight loss from the exercise moot.

ACCEPTABLE, ON BOTH COUNTS

Payne

#20
October 19, 2011, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2011, 02:45:31 PM

IN HONOR OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, I WILL WASH MY HAIR WITH BEES


ACCEPTABLE, IF YOU MEAN PUBIC HAIR

Payne

#21
October 19, 2011, 05:18:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 19, 2011, 03:04:20 PM
In honour of your birthday I fapped to this picture of Fanny Craddock



:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

ACCEPTABLE

Payne

#22
October 19, 2011, 05:18:53 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 19, 2011, 03:08:43 PM
I have a hangover type headache, but my sacrifice will be to not take asprin. Or something.  Happy barfday.

:argh!: UNNACCEPTABLE

NEEDS MOAR WHISKY

Payne

#23
October 19, 2011, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 19, 2011, 03:20:20 PM
Happy of Happiest, Oh Reverend my Reverend.

I sacrificed more of my sanity.  It's not like I had much to begin with.

GIVEN CIRCUMSTANCES, ACCEPTABLE.

DO BETTER NEXT YEAR.

Doktor Howl

#24
October 19, 2011, 05:19:43 PM
Happy Birthday, Payne.

My sacrifice will be something else, entirely.
Molon Lube

Payne

#25
October 19, 2011, 05:20:08 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 19, 2011, 04:29:27 PM
Happy Birthday!

I will hunt down a messiah from another religion and throw pig's blood at him/her in your honor.

UNNACCEPTABLE

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 19, 2011, 04:32:39 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 19, 2011, 04:29:27 PM
Happy Birthday!

I will hunt down a messiah from another religion and throw pig's his/her blood at him/her an pig in your honor.

ACCEPTABLE

Payne

#26
October 19, 2011, 05:23:07 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 19, 2011, 04:43:59 PM
I sacrificed you a text message!

And I will also DRINK BEER IN YOUR HONOUR TONIGHT

WHISKY IS ACCEPTABLE

Payne

#27
October 19, 2011, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 19, 2011, 04:45:00 PM
I ain't sacrificing shit for you.



Happy birthday, asshole.

ACCEPTABLE.

P.S. UPPERDECKED THE ONLY TOILET IN YOUR CORNER OF HELL. ENJOY.

Payne

#28
October 19, 2011, 05:24:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2011, 04:50:17 PM
Happy birthday Payne! Today I will not drink any alcohol or smoke any cigarettes, in honor of Your Messianic Holiness.

.... ACCEPTABLE?

Payne

#29
October 19, 2011, 05:24:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2011, 05:19:43 PM
Happy Birthday, Payne.

My sacrifice will be something else, entirely.

I WILL WITHOLD MY FEARSOME AND TERRIBLE JUDGEMENT.
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