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Happy Birthday Payne!

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 19, 2011, 12:48:05 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

October 19, 2011, 12:48:05 PM
Is your messiah's birthday. Please to be giving your tribute.

Luna

#1
October 19, 2011, 01:03:50 PM
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake
Happy birthday!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

#2
October 19, 2011, 01:48:04 PM
I DEMAND SACRIFICE.

AFK

#3
October 19, 2011, 02:14:42 PM
I used 1% milk in my cereal this morning instead of whole milk.[/1st world sacrifice]
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#4
October 19, 2011, 02:25:20 PM
Quote from: The Reverend What's-His-Name? Experience on October 19, 2011, 02:14:42 PM
I used 1% milk in my cereal this morning instead of whole milk.[/1st world sacrifice]

THIS IS ACCEPTABLE.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#5
October 19, 2011, 02:29:59 PM
The HAPPIEST of Birthdays to you!!

I would offer my first born but you'd only end up cursing me when he ate your house.  :sad:

I will raise a glass to you my next visit to the bar!

Have a wonderful day and I hope it is the first of many in a great year for you!!!

Luna

#6
October 19, 2011, 02:33:21 PM
I am using nasty powdered creamer in my coffee, instead of yummy flavored Bailey's creamer.

And, in your honor, I will make yummy baked goods, and feed them to my yoga class tonight, thereby rendering any weight loss from the exercise moot.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cramulus

#7
October 19, 2011, 02:45:31 PM


HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAYNE

IN HONOR OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, I WILL WASH MY HAIR WITH BEES

Cramulus

#8
October 19, 2011, 02:53:02 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#9
October 19, 2011, 03:04:20 PM
In honour of your birthday I fapped to this picture of Fanny Craddock



:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Freeky

#10
October 19, 2011, 03:08:43 PM
I have a hangover type headache, but my sacrifice will be to not take asprin. Or something.  Happy barfday.

Jenne

#11
October 19, 2011, 03:20:20 PM
Happy of Happiest, Oh Reverend my Reverend.

I sacrificed more of my sanity.  It's not like I had much to begin with.

Salty

#12
October 19, 2011, 04:29:27 PM
Happy Birthday!

I will hunt down a messiah from another religion and throw pig's blood at him/her in your honor.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

P3nT4gR4m

#13
October 19, 2011, 04:32:39 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 19, 2011, 04:29:27 PM
Happy Birthday!

I will hunt down a messiah from another religion and throw pig's his/her blood at him/her an pig in your honor.

This is Payne's birthday, not fucking Gandhi's :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#14
October 19, 2011, 04:43:59 PM
I sacrificed you a text message!

And I will also DRINK BEER IN YOUR HONOUR TONIGHT
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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