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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 22, 2011, 12:44:31 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#90
January 10, 2012, 05:10:31 PM
How about we shave my back and make it into fake Persian rugs?

Comes preloaded with mites.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#91
January 10, 2012, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 05:10:31 PM
How about we shave my back and make it into fake Persian rugs?

Comes preloaded with mites.

I bet it's already in a nice colored pattern too.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#92
January 10, 2012, 05:11:45 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 10, 2012, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 05:10:31 PM
How about we shave my back and make it into fake Persian rugs?

Comes preloaded with mites.

I bet it's already in a nice colored pattern too.

Well, sure, if we don't wash it first.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#93
January 10, 2012, 05:55:26 PM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Salty

#94
March 03, 2012, 06:50:59 PM Last Edit: March 03, 2012, 06:53:00 PM by Alty
CAKE-UP™

Tired of wasting your valuable cake eating time putting on make-up everyday?
CAKE-UP™ offers you the most obvious solution. An outline of your desired face is placed on top of a delicious cake. You let your face gently fall into it, as you consume delicious, sugar laden baked goodness the make up is evenly applied.

Available in fat, gluten, and shame free.

Patent pending.
          /
:hashishim:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nephew Twiddleton

#95
March 03, 2012, 06:55:11 PM
I love you alty.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

#96
March 03, 2012, 07:27:48 PM
Dawww  :oops:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nephew Twiddleton

#97
March 03, 2012, 08:11:01 PM
MMMMMMWAH!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#98
March 03, 2012, 08:24:43 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 03, 2012, 06:50:59 PM
CAKE-UP™

Tired of wasting your valuable cake eating time putting on make-up everyday?
CAKE-UP™ offers you the most obvious solution. An outline of your desired face is placed on top of a delicious cake. You let your face gently fall into it, as you consume delicious, sugar laden baked goodness the make up is evenly applied.

Available in fat, gluten, and shame free.

Patent pending.
          /
:hashishim:

THIS IS BRILLIANT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#99
April 08, 2012, 03:48:08 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 03, 2012, 06:50:59 PM
CAKE-UP™

Tired of wasting your valuable cake eating time putting on make-up everyday?
CAKE-UP™ offers you the most obvious solution. An outline of your desired face is placed on top of a delicious cake. You let your face gently fall into it, as you consume delicious, sugar laden baked goodness the make up is evenly applied.

Available in fat, gluten, and shame free.

Patent pending.
          /
:hashishim:

HOW DO YOU KNOW WOMEN SO WELL? IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN OUR HEADS.

Cainad (dec.)

#100
April 08, 2012, 03:56:54 AM
A METHANE-POWERED CAR THAT ALSO HAS INTAKES INSTALLED IN THE SEATS

NOW IT'S OKAY TO HAVE FARTY PEOPLE IN YOUR CAR; IT MAKES IT GO!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#101
April 08, 2012, 04:07:17 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#102
April 08, 2012, 07:11:47 AM
A HOUSE UNDER THE GROUND THAT NEVER GETS HOT AND IT'S GOT A THING LIKE A LAUNDRY CHUTE AT GROUND LEVEL THAT ONLY THE MAILMAN CAN OPEN AND HE DROPS YOUR PARCELS DOWN THERE SO YOUR NEIGHBORS DON'T STEAL YOUR SHIT IF YOU'RE NOT HOME

OH, AND DEHYDRATED ALCOHOL POWDER
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

East Coast Hustle

#103
April 08, 2012, 07:14:01 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2012, 07:11:47 AM
OH, AND DEHYDRATED ALCOHOL POWDER

OMG I COULD DO LINES OF TEQUILA!!!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#104
April 08, 2012, 10:12:59 AM
Here's one that's already taken:



Get people to eat healthier by making healthy things into trash!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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