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There's only a handful of you, and you're acting like obsessed lunatics.

I honestly wouldn't want to ever be washed up on the shore unconscious on an island run by you lot.

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TOO LATE, FUCKERS.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 24, 2011, 08:25:54 PM

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Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
It all comes down to Tucson, where failure is an option, even when it's not an option.

SEE HOW CUTE THE REV IS?  HO HO!  SUCH A KIDDER!

But they'll see.  Oh, my, yes.

Failure is always an option, almost always the most likely option, and its usually the option that happens even when you take steps against it.  ESPECIALLY then.

Luna

I warned them.  I did.  I TOLD them not to dig.

Zip ties, I said, zip ties, and a mallet, but NO, they don't listen to me...


Um...

Welcome back, Roger, so good to see you...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Epimetheus

WELCOME back, Rev.



*looks down* Ye gods.



The so-called Mark of Tuscon...
Now, there is no hiding.
...
Then I shall meet it with equal and opposite vigor. The World Is My Burrito.

POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2011, 08:48:02 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 24, 2011, 08:46:57 PM
There is no reprieve, no mercy, no peace in Tucson, Universal or Real.  The sun will burn the truth into your eyes, and you will reject it, but lo! the truth of Tucson may never be rejected, for the burns upon thine eyes are the unveiling of all hypocrisies, manipulation, and Greydom.

You're all fucked now.  Might as well grab the nearest bottle while you go run your own... errands.

THIS.

ALSO, PAYNE WILL BUILD ME AN AVATAR, FOR MY CRUSTY, DECOMPOSED BODY IS INCOMPLETE.

MAKE IT VILE.

Sorry I didn't reply to this sooner, but I fell asleep.

I will create something truly hideous. Something bowel churningly bone wrenching.

Oh my, yes.