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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, October 26, 2011, 03:59:03 AM

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

October 26, 2011, 03:59:03 AM
I have trouble getting things.

It's like... um, you know...

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

rong

#1
October 26, 2011, 04:04:36 AM
I know, right?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
October 26, 2011, 04:08:23 AM
Can we get into specifics? Everyone has trouble understanding some specific thing at some point in their lives.

Kinda like how I feel right now. I don't understand what you're getting at.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Epimetheus

#3
October 26, 2011, 04:17:17 AM
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

navkat

#4
October 26, 2011, 04:27:47 AM
I don't.

Murmur

#5
October 26, 2011, 04:53:00 AM
I'm not really sure...
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"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

navkat

#6
October 26, 2011, 05:20:07 AM
It's like...

And then I forget how to...

ARGH!

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
October 26, 2011, 05:25:25 AM
The thing the I hate the most about the current state of affairs is...


....and then the fucker had the audacity to....


....sorry, I zoned out, yes, we'll have the check please.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

navkat

#8
October 26, 2011, 06:52:46 AM
I empathize with the OP.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
October 26, 2011, 06:57:34 AM
Quote from: navkat on October 26, 2011, 06:52:46 AM
I empathize with the OP.

I don't.

The only thing I currently don't get is the OP.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Scribbly

#10
October 26, 2011, 08:50:57 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 26, 2011, 03:59:03 AM
I have trouble getting things.

It's like... um, you know...



Its because you are mired in cartesian duality.
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

Pæs

#11
October 26, 2011, 09:42:18 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 26, 2011, 03:59:03 AM
I have trouble getting things.

Quote from: RedI'm known to locate certain things from time to time.
                                          //

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#12
October 26, 2011, 08:52:28 PM

Thanks everyone.

I sometimes forget I'm not alone on this.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

AFK

#13
October 26, 2011, 08:53:46 PM
But you ARE alone in THAT. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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