Woman hides for year undetected in closet

[Jenne]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/woman-hides-for-year-in-bedroom-cupboard-837267.html

Old story, but hilarious.  The ending was my favorite part:

Police were investigating how she managed to go in and out unnoticed, as well as details of her life inside the closet, and if she had taken anything else besides food.


She had moved a mattress into the small space and apparently even took showers, the spokesman said, calling the woman "neat and clean".

[Cain]

The homeowner had installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone

Goddamn I love living in the future.