Leaked: Triple Zero now campaign manager for a Dutch political party

Started by Cain, October 30, 2011, 11:12:51 AM

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Cain

October 30, 2011, 11:12:51 AM
You can see his carefully crafted campaign advert here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUYaRTYQ4w8&feature=player_embedded

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
October 30, 2011, 04:30:46 PM
Wow, um. What?  :lulz:
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#3
October 30, 2011, 04:32:13 PM
Freaking hilarious!

Just goes to show that there's no agenda you can't push with enough people in a pool.  :lulz:
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deadfong

#4
October 30, 2011, 04:53:49 PM
This is simply amazing.  Also, I'm a bit surprised that her tax plan is even more regressive than what's on offer among the GOP candidates.

Reginald Ret

#5
October 30, 2011, 09:41:58 PM
Gah, Fuck you Rita Verdonk.
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Cain

#6
October 30, 2011, 09:54:15 PM
There was, but Triple Zero successfully campaigned against it!  How do you think he got this job?

Triple Zero

#7
October 31, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Anyway, yeah, this video was like, two years ago? She's a one person party, split off from the Liberals (which is another word for "right wing conservatives" in the Netherlands, true fact) ... and then everybody voted for Geert Wilders.

Hey Regret, you got any good links to Youtube vids of the "New Kids"? It's exactly the same stuff, except without Rita Verdonk in the foreground and it's intentionally funny.
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#8
October 31, 2011, 09:40:58 PM
She..... sounds like she's choking on something. Trip, I don't remember you and Scwarzkirktorte sounding like that when you were plotting against Dimo in front of all of us.
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Triple Zero

#9
October 31, 2011, 10:26:37 PM
Well we didn't want you to pull any surprise-Heimlich, or anything.
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#10
October 31, 2011, 11:21:05 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 31, 2011, 10:26:37 PM
Well we didn't want you to pull any surprise-Heimlich, or anything.

:lulz:
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BadBeast

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November 01, 2011, 05:50:55 AM Last Edit: November 01, 2011, 05:56:05 AM by BadBeast
I liked Wim Kok. If only for his hilarious name.
I do think The Nederlands would benefit greatly from a new, more progressive style of Government. A Mosselman Government.
Imagine a G20 Summit with his unique input. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA&ob=av2e
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Triple Zero

#12
November 01, 2011, 11:29:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 01, 2011, 05:50:55 AM
I liked Wim Kok. If only for his hilarious name.

True.

(it really means "cook / kitchen chef", btw)

He was also quite a reasonable politician, back when our Labour party was actually somewhat progressive left, and actually listened [or just happened to act in line with] to the people's thoughts and wishes.

QuoteI do think The Nederlands would benefit greatly from a new, more progressive style of Government. A Mosselman Government.
Imagine a G20 Summit with his unique input. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA&ob=av2e

Oh my god!

ROGER CHECK THIS OUT, THE MOSSELMAN IS BACK IN BUSINESS

Last time I checked he was selling kitchens or something, but he's got a Youtube channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/Mosselvla

and a website

http://www.demosselman.nl/

AND TWITTER

http://twitter.com/#!/DeMosselman

oh glorious day!!
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#13
November 01, 2011, 12:10:52 PM
 And Father Abraham too! Glorious indeed! Where's his little Blue Fellas gone?  :?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Triple Zero

#14
November 01, 2011, 12:26:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on November 01, 2011, 12:10:52 PM
And Father Abraham too! Glorious indeed! Where's his little Blue Fellas gone?  :?

The Smurfs? That's kind of a touchy subject, they didn't really speak any more after the Eiffel 65 thing, you know.



Heh, I didn't know he was known outside of the Netherlands. But I see the Smurf Song was translated to German, French and English!
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