ATTN: TGRR

[trix]

Trix should feel honored.  Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.

lol, I found the reference humorous.  Honored?  Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.

This greyface thing...I do not think it means what you think it means.

It's not exactly difficult to define.  I posted a joke, some motherfuckers got all serious about it.  Sounds like greyface to me.

I was not talking about you, however.  You haven't gone greyface at it, and seem to have retained your humor.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Trix should feel honored.  Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.

lol, I found the reference humorous.  Honored?  Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.

Never mind.

Leaving this thread, now.  Good day.

[Payne]

Pissing metaphors aside, the OP was a goddamn joke, though it fell flat, and the intention was nothing more to say "Hello and welcome back you Horrible Bastard."  By now I'm sure I've made this clear.  I guess what I don't understand is why you choose to gloss right over the intent, once it has been clarified, in favor of trying to saddle me with some ulterior motive or grander scheme of grandstanding?

So you know what?  I'm done defending myself.  I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat.  The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke.  And fuck you if you can't take a joke.  Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass.  I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to.  If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.

@Payne
 LOVE the ultimate flamewar.  Took me a minute to realize where I heard that before.

That you have heard it before is exactly the point.

HIT. NAIL. HEAD.

[Payne]

Trix should feel honored.  Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.

lol, I found the reference humorous.  Honored?  Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.

Yup, you're getting it.

Pity you'll forget it by the next time you try this shit.

This copypasta is copypasta, but it used sparingly and in specific circumstances.

[trix]

I'm guessing I'm missing something.

I tend to multitask on the computer, and today's project is trying to fix the wifi kernel module on my gentoo laptop, and it's being a pain.  So, I apologize that my divided attention seems to have caused me to miss something obvious.

Either way, hasta luego senor Roger.

(spends time on google)

OHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha.

Yup, I think I got it now.  I saw the copypasta in use and not the original iteration by cainad, so I failed to recognize it's relevance.

Some of you fuckers are just too good at effortless trolling!  

That's my thing though.  If I'm going to dance, and by now it's clear that I am always down to do the monkey dance, I'm going to put the effort in.  Even if nobody else will.

[Payne]

I'm guessing I'm missing something.

I tend to multitask on the computer, and today's project is trying to fix the wifi kernel module on my gentoo laptop, and it's being a pain.  So, I apologize that my divided attention seems to have caused me to miss something obvious.

Either way, hasta luego senor Roger.

(spends time on google)

OHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha.

Yup, I think I got it now.  I saw the copypasta in use and not the original iteration by cainad, so I failed to recognize it's relevance.

Some of you fuckers are just too good at trolling! 

Original iteration? Cainad?

The Paynite Phillipic^TM began with me. And Christopher Brookmyre to be sure, but he pre-emptively plagarised me and you can't prove otherwise.

[trix]

I'm guessing I'm missing something.

I tend to multitask on the computer, and today's project is trying to fix the wifi kernel module on my gentoo laptop, and it's being a pain.  So, I apologize that my divided attention seems to have caused me to miss something obvious.

Either way, hasta luego senor Roger.

(spends time on google)

OHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha.

Yup, I think I got it now.  I saw the copypasta in use and not the original iteration by cainad, so I failed to recognize it's relevance.

Some of you fuckers are just too good at trolling!  

Original iteration? Cainad?

The Paynite Phillipic^TM began with me. And Christopher Brookmyre to be sure, but he pre-emptively plagarised me and you can't prove otherwise.

Hm, let me google Paynite Phillipic and get back to you.  I need more distraction from this annoying wifi thing anyway, before I rip out my useless fucking wifi chip and go get a pcmcia card.

ETA:  Also I edited the post you quoted, right before you responded, but forgot to put ETA

[Payne]

I'm guessing I'm missing something.

I tend to multitask on the computer, and today's project is trying to fix the wifi kernel module on my gentoo laptop, and it's being a pain.  So, I apologize that my divided attention seems to have caused me to miss something obvious.

Either way, hasta luego senor Roger.

(spends time on google)

OHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha.

Yup, I think I got it now.  I saw the copypasta in use and not the original iteration by cainad, so I failed to recognize it's relevance.

Some of you fuckers are just too good at trolling!  

Original iteration? Cainad?

The Paynite Phillipic^TM began with me. And Christopher Brookmyre to be sure, but he pre-emptively plagarised me and you can't prove otherwise.

Hm, let me google Paynite Phillipic and get back to you.  I need more distraction from this annoying wifi thing anyway, before I rip out my useless fucking wifi chip and go get a pcmcia card.

ETA:  Also I edited the post you quoted, right before you responded, but forgot to put ETA

Google> Advanced Search> Search "Rabid Schemies" on this site.

It has not been called the Paynite Phillipic until now, so... yeah.

[trix]

Well.  I just spent way too much time reading a whole bunch of fictionpuss and anti-fictionpuss thanks to google and fucking payne.  Thanks a lot, asshole.

Honored?  Yeah.  Like a Jerry Springer guest is honored to be on TV for the whole world to see.

Please tell me you think that I may not have deserved that, but brought it out anyway to get a point across with a bit of lulz.  Instructional purposes, and all that.

- trix,
is not like fictionpuss.  I fucking hope.

[trippinprincezz13]

It's not exactly difficult to define.  I posted a joke, some motherfuckers got all serious about it.  Sounds like greyface to me.

I was not talking about you, however.  You haven't gone greyface at it, and seem to have retained your humor.

Today when the mailman came to the office, I called him and asshole and punched him in the face. I then told him what a shitty job he's doing and how I think he should be doing it.

After he proeeded to get mad, I told him I was just joking but he still didn't think it was funny. I don't get it.

I'm sure you may not have had ill-intent with your OP, just saying tho...

[trix]

 
Yep, that's me, punching people in the face over the internet.  Better put a shield over your screen CUZ I AM COMING FOR YOU

Except, I didn't punch the mail man.  I punched a professional boxer.  AND HE DIDNT FIGHT BACK!

But his fans did. 

[The Wizard Joseph]

So I tried to figure out where I'm supposed to put a quarter in and could only find slots in the back of the computer-box thing.  I wasn't really sure if one would fit so I tested the width with a metal slug so that I'd be sure NOT to get what the quarter is worth.  It slipped out of my fingers and then the box made this clattering noise for a while.  I figured it was just the processor working on computerizing the metal, but then it stopped all of a sudden and I smell something like plastic.  It seems OK though.  

Trix I'm not trying to harass you, and so won't post ITT again, but wanted you to know that it cost me a very important metal slug that I REALLY NEEDED for other projects.

[trix]

So I tried to figure out where I'm supposed to put a quarter in and could only find slots in the back of the computer-box thing.  I wasn't really sure if one would fit so I tested the width with a metal slug so that I'd be sure NOT to get what the quarter is worth.  It slipped out of my fingers and then the box made this clattering noise for a while.  I figured it was just the processor working on computerizing the metal, but then it stopped all of a sudden and I smell something like plastic.  It seems OK though.  

Trix I'm not trying to harass you, and so won't post ITT again, but wanted you to know that it cost me a very important metal slug that I REALLY NEEDED for other projects.

Exercising your pineal gland does not equal harassment.  Though it doesn't make for the most interesting of reads either.

Besides, this thread has become nothing but retarded reiterated bullshit anyway.  Also, I hereby preempt the clever person that was probably going to quote this and say it didn't become it but started there.  Ha, I got you, theoretical flamer!

This thread has been beaten to death anyway.  I hereby withdraw to let the poor thing die.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wasn't really sure if one would fit so I tested the width with a metal slug so that I'd be sure NOT to get what the quarter is worth.

You're smarter than you look.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Trix should feel honored.  Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.

lol, I found the reference humorous.  Honored?  Nah, copypaste with a bit of editing isn't exactly going way out of the way just for little ol' me.

This greyface thing...I do not think it means what you think it means.

It's not exactly difficult to define.  I posted a joke, some motherfuckers got all serious about it.  Sounds like greyface to me.

I was not talking about you, however.  You haven't gone greyface at it, and seem to have retained your humor.

YES, WE ARE ALL GRAYFACES




AND COMPLETELY FAILING TO GET YOUR SPECIALNESS.