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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, November 02, 2011, 05:00:57 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

November 02, 2011, 05:00:57 PM
I thought I had made a thread to deposit lulzy Boston stuff. I probably stupidly put it in AT, where it would be impossible to find.

Anyway, I did the follow the links thing starting with the Los Zetas thread and ended up coming upon this:

http://westroxbury.patch.com/articles/fruits-and-vegetables-gang-back-in-the-police-log

West Roxbury is my home neighborhood, and I remember these guys being in the news, like, 7 years ago. Mind you, Westie is a mostly middle class to upper-middle class neighborhood. The only thing that keeps Westie from being a suburb is the fact that it a part of Boston. So, picture a bunch of well to do white kids that go to some of the city's best schools and work at Shaw's and Roche Brothers (supermarkets).

Not only is it funny that they haven't changed their name to something that doesn't imply that they're made up of comatose homosexuals, but that they identified themselves as members to the cops.

I'm imagining it going something like this:

Cop: Okay kids, why are we back at this party that apparently is too tame for us to bust up.
Fruit: Fuck off pig, don't ya know who we ahh?
Cop: A bunch of bored white kids hopped up on soda?
Vegetable: Nah, kid, we'ah the Fruits and Vegetable Gang. You scayad?
Cop:  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
November 02, 2011, 06:26:09 PM
What

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
November 02, 2011, 06:28:33 PM
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#3
November 02, 2011, 06:48:38 PM
It's like if the My Pretty Pony Party had a gang.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
November 02, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
Now that would be a gang war!

Now granted the Fruits and Veggies have gotten up to some violence, probably out of boredom, cred, or because they "thought some kid was queeah" but even with that, it's hard to take them seriously. I mean, fuck, if they got their name from the fact that they work at supermarkets, why not adopt the name Beefs and Spuds or something? Or the Stockers? At least that would make a nice pun.

And, like I noted earlier, these are Westie kids which destroys any and all cred unless they wanted to try their hand at some sort of white collar or organized crime. Westie kids are like Southie kids, but with less fight and more money. Maybe that's the whole point, to compete with South Boston, which has the lamest and most misplaced neighborhood pride in the Greater Boston Area.
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#5
November 02, 2011, 07:00:22 PM
Duuuuuude neighborhood cred.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
November 02, 2011, 07:03:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 07:00:22 PM
Duuuuuude neighborhood cred.  :lulz:

Dude fahkin keggah dude. Southie pride, kid. Ayalind numbah one!
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#7
November 02, 2011, 07:10:48 PM
Dude fahkin math kid.

Packie+pro-IRA myuh-rul with a mappa Ayalind on it+Dropkicks=Fuckin' Southie dude!

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#8
November 02, 2011, 07:16:45 PM
The fuck IS that shit?  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
November 02, 2011, 07:24:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 07:16:45 PM
The fuck IS that shit?  :lulz:

Imagine that you are a purveyor of a fine selection of beers, wines, liqueurs, and other various delightful liquids for adult consumption in the fine neighborhood of South Boston.

Imagine also, and this is not a stretch for the good citizens of South Boston, that yaw wicked fahkin Irish kid! Ayalind numbah one! you have some Irish ancestry and strong convictions about Ireland, and Irish independence from what used to be The British Empire, and the current state of affairs in the Kingdom of Northern Ireland, where everyone sounds unintelligibly Scottish anyway.

Imagine also that you like your punk rock commercial yet traditionally Irish folk, kitchy and with uilleann pipes mixed in.

Then you get this picture.
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#10
November 02, 2011, 07:28:18 PM
I am disappointed.

I thought this would be about Liberace and Karen Ann Quinlan forming a gang.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
November 02, 2011, 07:33:36 PM
Or, this probably only example of tolerated bilingual signs (and clear support for a socialist coup) in any blue collar American neighborhood.



Note that Oglaigh na hEireann means "Volunteers of Ireland" which is the Irish language name for the Irish Republican Army.
Sinn Fein is the IRA's political party (which, it must be noted, as it is probably ignored by patriotic Irish-Americans, is a socialist party).

and....

Noraid has been described by the British, American and Irish governments as a front for the Provisional Irish Republican Army- ie- funded money to a socialist paramilitary group.
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November 02, 2011, 07:33:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2011, 07:28:18 PM
I am disappointed.

I thought this would be about Liberace and Karen Ann Quinlan forming a gang.   :sad:

:lulz:
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