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I've been on a bender since 11am...

Started by Suu, November 04, 2011, 03:49:32 AM

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Suu

November 04, 2011, 03:49:32 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Kai

#1
November 04, 2011, 03:51:33 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 03:49:32 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING

Was it worth it?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Suu

#2
November 04, 2011, 03:56:56 AM
Ask me that tomorrow morning when I get up for work
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pinprop

#3
November 04, 2011, 04:12:32 AM
On a scale of one to how many chicks did you pick up, how good was your body odor and dancing skill?

Suu

#4
November 04, 2011, 04:18:48 AM
Quote from: Pinprop on November 04, 2011, 04:12:32 AM
On a scale of one to how many chicks did you pick up, how good was your body odor and dancing skill?

I happen to be an exceptional dancer, and I smell amazing. I wear TokyoMilk perfume
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#5
November 04, 2011, 04:28:20 AM
What have you been bending on?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Suu

#6
November 04, 2011, 04:44:57 AM
Quote from: Net on November 04, 2011, 04:28:20 AM
What have you been bending on?

Sweet tea vodka with lemonade til i ran out of lemonade, then til i ran out of vodka. then homebrewed applejack. don't worry, i stopped to eat and go fabric shopping tho
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#7
November 04, 2011, 04:51:12 AM
spinning in bed weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#8
November 04, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
hope you're not too hung over Suu!

Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 03:51:33 AM
Was it worth it?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
November 04, 2011, 02:12:08 PM
Hope you feel OK today Suu!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#10
November 04, 2011, 04:07:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
hope you're not too hung over Suu!

Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 03:51:33 AM
Was it worth it?


THE BENDER HAS CONTINUED AND WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I FEEL SATISFIED.

Today is a wine day.

You may continue to ask me anything.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
November 04, 2011, 04:09:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:07:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
hope you're not too hung over Suu!

Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 03:51:33 AM
Was it worth it?


THE BENDER HAS CONTINUED AND WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I FEEL SATISFIED.

Today is a wine day.

You may continue to ask me anything.



At what point do we all just meet at a corner bar every day and spend all of our evenings drinking ourselves to death?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#12
November 04, 2011, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:09:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:07:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
hope you're not too hung over Suu!

Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 03:51:33 AM
Was it worth it?


THE BENDER HAS CONTINUED AND WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I FEEL SATISFIED.

Today is a wine day.

You may continue to ask me anything.



At what point do we all just meet at a corner bar every day and spend all of our evenings drinking ourselves to death?

at the rate I'm going? Probably pretty fucking soon.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 04, 2011, 04:38:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:09:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:07:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
hope you're not too hung over Suu!

Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 03:51:33 AM
Was it worth it?


THE BENDER HAS CONTINUED AND WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I FEEL SATISFIED.

Today is a wine day.

You may continue to ask me anything.



At what point do we all just meet at a corner bar every day and spend all of our evenings drinking ourselves to death?

at the rate I'm going? Probably pretty fucking soon.

They have juke boxes in those places, you know.  You can listen to Bad Company or even Led Zepplin while you pass out with your face plastered to the bar.  You can tell the high class places, because the floors are level.  Try to ignore the mullets on the 45-50 year old guys that will drool on themselves while they give you their best pickup lines from the 80s.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#14
November 04, 2011, 04:49:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:38:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:09:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:07:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 01:53:40 PM
hope you're not too hung over Suu!

Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 04, 2011, 03:51:33 AM
Was it worth it?


THE BENDER HAS CONTINUED AND WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I FEEL SATISFIED.

Today is a wine day.

You may continue to ask me anything.



At what point do we all just meet at a corner bar every day and spend all of our evenings drinking ourselves to death?

at the rate I'm going? Probably pretty fucking soon.

They have juke boxes in those places, you know.  You can listen to Bad Company or even Led Zepplin while you pass out with your face plastered to the bar.  You can tell the high class places, because the floors are level.  Try to ignore the mullets on the 45-50 year old guys that will drool on themselves while they give you their best pickup lines from the 80s.



"I WAS BOORNNN......SIX GUN IN MY HAAAAAAAAND...." *FACE PLANTS*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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