The Confessional is OPEN.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

There are several here younger than you, and I would say you're off to a great start.

Nigel, I could cry.
Just breaking some ice I felt for no real reason, this really might be the greatest place on the internet for real shit. Nigel, Cramulus, LMNO, TGRR, DoktorHowl (we have a mutual friend IRL!), BadBeast, TripleZero, Doktor(phox?)zero, this is no ass-kissing, you are very cool people and it is a pleasure to be here. The list goes on, but I'm not here specifically to flatter you and I had some stuff to do today. I'm grateful to have stumbled here misdirected from RAW/peedee and seen where thinkers are at with it "these days." I hope I can make my hat fit nicely in the ring.

awesome

that's a sharp point there

Who do you know that Dok knows?

I'm up at a trimming concentration camp right now in some portal in northern california and one of the other inmates is a native sanfranciscan named Obo, who says he met dok on some tour they were doing in relation to the church of the subgenius. Or maybe it was a touring bar show.. Either way, his description of dok and his  speech sounded to me like we were both talking about the same Doktor Howl. He's also a sanfranciscan, no?


And yes, yes, Nathan's!! Best. You have your hot dogs tastefully prioritized. Buffalo dogs are the most amazing, and you can eat them hot..

Wrong Doktor Howl.  Our Doktor Howl is named after another (now deceased) Doctor Howl, who in turn stole his name from Doktor Howll of the CotSG.

We are a font of cheap knockoffs here in the church.

[Freeky]

Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.

I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. 

But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.

I think my store sells Nathan's.  If so, OMG FAPFAPFAP.  If not, Is Hebrew National the best kind?  I want some good ones, not ones that actually taste like what everyone is afraid they're made of.

Hebrew National are on par with Nathan's, IMO. Some people prefer Nathan's because they're more highly seasoned.

I'm actually thinking about trying some good old Oscar Meyer franks, it's been a long time and I forget whether they're any good.

Oscar Meyer's is okay, but the texture is, how do I put it delicately... Over processed.  Even for hot dogs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Now I'm waiting for the inevitable HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.

I can tell you for sure that I won't be participating in that. 

But I am going to get some Hebrew Nationals on my way home from the financial aid office.

I think my store sells Nathan's.  If so, OMG FAPFAPFAP.  If not, Is Hebrew National the best kind?  I want some good ones, not ones that actually taste like what everyone is afraid they're made of.

Hebrew National are on par with Nathan's, IMO. Some people prefer Nathan's because they're more highly seasoned.

I'm actually thinking about trying some good old Oscar Meyer franks, it's been a long time and I forget whether they're any good.

Oscar Meyer's is okay, but the texture is, how do I put it delicately... Over processed.  Even for hot dogs.

Ah.

That is one of the things I like least about cheap hot dogs, so I will stick with the kosher ones.

[morosa]

  I didn't know there could be so many doktor howls. Can I be one too one day?
Oscar Meyer is probably the best for a hot dog eating contest, as they are cheap.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I didn't know there could be so many doktor howls. Can I be one too one day?

Dunno.  Just how far are you willing to go in the name of SCIENCE?

[EK WAFFLR]

I just ate two hot dogs. Nom.

SON OF A BITCH.

Did I mention that they were polish? YUM POLISH HOT DOGS

[morosa]

I didn't know there could be so many doktor howls. Can I be one too one day?

Dunno.  Just how far are you willing to go in the name of SCIENCE?

All the way, Rog, all the way. We're going steady.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I didn't know there could be so many doktor howls. Can I be one too one day?

Dunno.  Just how far are you willing to go in the name of SCIENCE?

All the way, Rog, all the way. We're going steady.

Generally, people only call me "Rog" if I've been sticking my dick in them.

Just saying.

[Lenin McCarthy]

I have violated the alcohol laws of Turkey several times over the last few days, and I can't say I regret it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have violated the alcohol laws of Turkey several times over the last few days, and I can't say I regret it.

Well, won't YOU be surprised & sorry when the Central Intelligence Organization goons come around?

[Lenin McCarthy]

I have violated the alcohol laws of Turkey several times over the last few days, and I can't say I regret it.

Well, won't YOU be surprised & sorry when the Central Intelligence Organization goons come around?

Ouch, I had completely forgot about their targeted assassinations of underage drinkers. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have violated the alcohol laws of Turkey several times over the last few days, and I can't say I regret it.

Well, won't YOU be surprised & sorry when the Central Intelligence Organization goons come around?

Ouch, I had completely forgot about their targeted assassinations of underage drinkers. 

Yeah, well, too late now.

[EK WAFFLR]

I feel an urge to start using norwegian words on this and other forums.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I feel an urge to start using norwegian words on this and other forums.

You should do a troll entirely in Norwegian.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I feel an urge to start using norwegian words on this and other forums.

You should do a troll entirely in Norwegian.

That would be extremely awesome.