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Started by Cramulus, November 04, 2011, 07:42:41 PM

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Cramulus

November 04, 2011, 07:42:41 PM
Due to a scientific or magical mishap, you end up with an identical copy of yourself. The clone looks/acts/thinks/feels exactly like you do. It has your memories and experiences too. It is not aware that it is a clone.

What happens when you two meet?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
November 04, 2011, 07:44:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 07:42:41 PM
Due to a scientific or magical mishap, you end up with an identical copy of yourself. The clone looks/acts/thinks/feels exactly like you do. It has your memories and experiences too. It is not aware that it is a clone.

What happens when you two meet?

Several things.

1.  We nad each other reflexively.

2.  There's a lot of screaming.

3.  We hit Congress Street with a vengeance.

4.  Enabler walks around smiling a lot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 04, 2011, 07:44:50 PM
I mean, it's not cheating on me if she has sex with my other me too, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

notathing

#3
November 04, 2011, 07:48:51 PM Last Edit: June 03, 2012, 08:18:29 AM by wehmut
We would make passionate love together and hold each other all night and cry tears of indescribable relief, knowing that now... now, we finally aren't forever alone. we would swear to be together for our whole lives and take an oath in blood and, before probably rapidly descending into some demented foile a deux.  Then, it goes without saying that we'd likely be committed and subsequently placed in solitary confinement, due to the nature of our shared psychosis.

Cramulus

#4
November 04, 2011, 07:49:23 PM
No joke, I've been thinking about this since I was like 12.


Step 1 would involve a battle of wits. This would be a game of chess, or perhaps smash brothers.

Step 2 would begin when the loser of step 1 physically assaults the winner.

Whoever loses the fight must submit to the winner in awful sexual ways.

Step 5 involves robbing a bank and one of us going to jail.

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
November 04, 2011, 07:51:23 PM
Nope. I think shes in the clear there. As for myself
change rogers number one to jam session congress st to newbury st and enabler to villager and thats what i would do. Then wed get down to the business off which one of us gets to keep the identity.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
November 04, 2011, 07:53:24 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 07:51:23 PM
Nope. I think shes in the clear there. As for myself
change rogers number one to jam session congress st to newbury st and enabler to villager and thats what i would do. Then wed get down to the business off which one of us gets to keep the identity.

1.  That's what I was thinking.

2.  Change my what to who?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#7
November 04, 2011, 07:53:45 PM
Highlander. And we take out half the town with us.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cramulus

#8
November 04, 2011, 07:55:15 PM
Quote from: Marcel on November 04, 2011, 07:48:51 PM
We would make passionate love together and hold each other all night and cry tears of indescribable relief, knowing that now... now, we finally aren't forever alone.

So this is what it's like when doves cry.
                                      \

Triple Zero

#9
November 04, 2011, 07:56:52 PM
First, we have sex. I promised myself since i was 16 or so if I ever travelled back in time and meet myself, I'd have sex with me, and meeting myself as a clone would be pretty much the same thing.

I haven't really thought much further than this.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
November 04, 2011, 07:57:08 PM
Rog- my list is similar to yours but with appropriate changes .

Except the kneeing in the nads part.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cramulus

#11
November 04, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 07:56:52 PM
First, we have sex. I promised myself since i was 16 or so if I ever travelled back in time and meet myself, I'd have sex with me, and meeting myself as a clone would be pretty much the same thing.

I haven't really thought much further than this.

I'm really glad I'm not alone in that vanity.



The Good Reverend Roger

#12
November 04, 2011, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 07:57:08 PM
Rog- my list is similar to yours but with appropriate changes .

Except the kneeing in the nads part.

Oh, we wouldn't WANT to do that.  It would just happen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 04, 2011, 07:59:23 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 07:56:52 PM
First, we have sex. I promised myself since i was 16 or so if I ever travelled back in time and meet myself, I'd have sex with me, and meeting myself as a clone would be pretty much the same thing.

I haven't really thought much further than this.

I'm really glad I'm not alone in that vanity.





I wouldn't.  I mean, we ARE one sexy bitch, but we're straight.  No, it would just be Christmas every day for the wife.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#14
November 04, 2011, 08:01:41 PM
I was going to pose the question - is having sex with your clone gay, or masturbation? But the more I think about it, I don't think it falls on that spectrum. I wouldn't fuck my clone because I'm attracted to him --- it's just about power.
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