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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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You and your clone

Started by Cramulus, November 04, 2011, 07:42:41 PM

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Don Coyote

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November 06, 2011, 04:45:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 06, 2011, 06:37:15 AM
I'd like to say, I'd do all of the above. Fuck, fight, murder.... on the other hand, there sheer shenanigans two of me could get up to.... it would be pretty epic....


ETA: Alternatively, I could pull a Dr. McNinja and get degrees in every field ever and figure out how to recombine into a single entity with all the acquired knowledge...

Triple Zero

#61
November 06, 2011, 07:56:20 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 06, 2011, 04:07:42 PM
There would be two of you. Two vaginas, four tits, and you're the same person so it's all good. What's not to like about that?

When their cycles sync up :)

QuoteWhich would also be a drawback when the suitor is in the dog house.

Unless that's what this means.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Phox

#62
November 06, 2011, 07:58:27 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 06, 2011, 04:45:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 06, 2011, 06:37:15 AM
I'd like to say, I'd do all of the above. Fuck, fight, murder.... on the other hand, there sheer shenanigans two of me could get up to.... it would be pretty epic....


ETA: Alternatively, I could pull a Dr. McNinja and get degrees in every field ever and figure out how to recombine into a single entity with all the acquired knowledge...

http://drmcninja.com/comics/2010-04-02-17p49.jpg
I can imagine having that exact conversation with my clone.  :lulz:
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Cainad (dec.)

#63
November 06, 2011, 08:00:18 PM
Woah, I just realized that I could literally DOUBLE the rate at which I make terrible mistakes! This is awesome.
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