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PD.com: "the lot of you are some of the most vicious, name calling, vile examples of humanity I've had the misfortune of attempting to communicate with.  Even attempting to mimic the general mood of the place toward people who think differently leaves a slimy feel on my skin.  Reptilian, even."

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Started by Lies, November 08, 2011, 08:51:50 AM

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Lies

November 08, 2011, 08:51:50 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
November 08, 2011, 09:01:18 AM
What? That a vigilante superhero would end up arrested on assault charges? I don't exactly think you were the first one who called that, unless you disregard almost everyone else.
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East Coast Hustle

#2
November 08, 2011, 01:10:48 PM
That guy is an idiot.

Phoenix Jones, I mean, not Lys. In spite of popular opinion, I like Lys. Phoenix Jones, however, is a self-aggrandizing twit who is lucky this happened before someone beat him into a coma or worse.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 08, 2011, 01:23:21 PM
Quote from: Lies on November 08, 2011, 08:51:50 AM
Gone now. *poof*.

Fucking pussy.  Nobody argued that he wouldn't be arrested.  But don't let that stop your hit & run butthurtmobile.

Go find a hole and crawl in it.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#4
November 09, 2011, 03:26:16 PM
My personal theory is that these "superhero" vigilantes are very common in and around Glasgow but none of them ever survive long enough to be photographed or seen by more than a couple of people and that's why you never hear about them.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Cramulus

#5
November 09, 2011, 03:45:01 PM
hahahahah

so this guy fancies himself a super hero, goes lurking around the city in a form fitting muscle suit...

sees four people fighting

pepper sprays everybody

and gets chased off by the people he "saved"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:



Can you imagine a batman comic like that?

Some woman's purse is getting snatched,

Batman leaps out of the shadows, punches out the mugger,

punches out the woman,

escapes into the night!

:lulz: :lulz:


Superheroes are assholes! I fucking love it. Just imagine Superman stopping a bank heist ... then he gives all the bank employees black eyes and nutshots. Then he flies off with a smug look on his face.

GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL

East Coast Hustle

#6
November 09, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
:lulz:

that makes me wish I could draw.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cramulus

#7
November 09, 2011, 04:48:40 PM
He's the hero Seattle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
                           /

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
November 09, 2011, 07:14:20 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:48:40 PM
He's the hero Seattle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
                           /


And he nut-punched a WWII vet, which was cool as shit.
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#9
November 09, 2011, 07:24:38 PM
Quote"Everyone on my team either has a military background or a mixed martial arts background," Jones told seattlepi.com in 2010, "and we're well aware of what it costs to do what we do."

Because the two are the same thing. RIGHT???

morosa

#10
November 09, 2011, 08:52:22 PM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 09, 2011, 07:24:38 PM
Quote"Everyone on my team either has a military background or a mixed martial arts background," Jones told seattlepi.com in 2010, "and we're well aware of what it costs to do what we do."

Because the two are the same thing. RIGHT???

Yes, they both train unflinching justice.
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Richter

#11
November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#12
November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Golden Applesauce

#13
November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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