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[Dimocritus]

I think I'd like to participate in this.

Punk Rocker Astronomy Student Needs His Lenses Cleaned
Providence, straight single male, smoker.  I'm the lead singer of a punk band, and am pursuing my degree in Astronomy, as I feel that the pay in the bar circuit is simply too high.  Turn ons:  Indian food, women that like to dance, and running the "Warwick Gauntlet" naked at 2AM, Guido chicks.  Turn offs:  Unnecessary drama/stress and women that simply cannot understand what dating an Italian means (in terms of brain power or lack thereof).

If you simply can't get enough of popped collars, fist pumping, spiked hair, and spray on tan, I'm your man.  If you feel that black wife beaters and designer jeans are the only thing women should legally allowed to wear, you're my dream girl.  Hit me up, and we'll go out to clubs we're both too old for.

Fucking brilliant 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think I'd like to participate in this.

Punk Rocker Astronomy Student Needs His Lenses Cleaned
Providence, straight single male, smoker.  I'm the lead singer of a punk band, and am pursuing my degree in Astronomy, as I feel that the pay in the bar circuit is simply too high.  Turn ons:  Indian food, women that like to dance, and running the "Warwick Gauntlet" naked at 2AM, Guido chicks.  Turn offs:  Unnecessary drama/stress and women that simply cannot understand what dating an Italian means (in terms of brain power or lack thereof).

If you simply can't get enough of popped collars, fist pumping, spiked hair, and spray on tan, I'm your man.  If you feel that black wife beaters and designer jeans are the only thing women should legally allowed to wear, you're my dream girl.  Hit me up, and we'll go out to clubs we're both too old for.

Fucking brilliant 

He is THE MAESTRO.

[Aucoq]

I think I'd like to participate in this.

Punk Rocker Astronomy Student Needs His Lenses Cleaned
Providence, straight single male, smoker.  I'm the lead singer of a punk band, and am pursuing my degree in Astronomy, as I feel that the pay in the bar circuit is simply too high.  Turn ons:  Indian food, women that like to dance, and running the "Warwick Gauntlet" naked at 2AM, Guido chicks.  Turn offs:  Unnecessary drama/stress and women that simply cannot understand what dating an Italian means (in terms of brain power or lack thereof).

If you simply can't get enough of popped collars, fist pumping, spiked hair, and spray on tan, I'm your man.  If you feel that black wife beaters and designer jeans are the only thing women should legally allowed to wear, you're my dream girl.  Hit me up, and we'll go out to clubs we're both too old for.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Pls to be looking mine over, Roger, THIS CHARACTER NEEDS THE MASTER'S TOUCH TO DEVELOP 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ahahahahaha oh shit!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Guys lurv psycho grrls. 

[Suu]

I think I'd like to participate in this.

Punk Rocker Astronomy Student Needs His Lenses Cleaned
Providence, straight single male, smoker.  I'm the lead singer of a punk band, and am pursuing my degree in Astronomy, as I feel that the pay in the bar circuit is simply too high.  Turn ons:  Indian food, women that like to dance, and running the "Warwick Gauntlet" naked at 2AM, Guido chicks.  Turn offs:  Unnecessary drama/stress and women that simply cannot understand what dating an Italian means (in terms of brain power or lack thereof).

If you simply can't get enough of popped collars, fist pumping, spiked hair, and spray on tan, I'm your man.  If you feel that black wife beaters and designer jeans are the only thing women should legally allowed to wear, you're my dream girl.  Hit me up, and we'll go out to clubs we're both too old for.

Holy fuck. We need to do the Warwick Gauntlet. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Okay, I'm game. 

Southern Illinois Christian Woman Seeks Like-Minded Soul Mate

I'm a 20-something church-going gal who likes listening to gospel music, arranging church functions, and making nice home decorations out of stray dogs.  I'd like to meet a man who believes in the LORD, doesn't listen to foul-mouthed rock and roll or "hip hop", doesn't drink or smoke, and who can get over the fence at the pound without getting caught.  No divorcees (that's against the LORD), no liberals, and nobody from the ruins of Indianapolis, please (it's still radioactive, and I do plan to have kids one day).  Serious inquiries only.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm in.  
I may or may not join OKCupid with the results.

Are You Tired of Games?

Hi, I'm a 30-ish Providence man who has grown tired of the constant games that dating involves.  I figured, "Why not cut to the chase?", so here's what I'm offering.  I'll meet you at the bar or club of your choice, and when I introduce myself, you simply punch me in the bits and then take all the cash out of my wallet and buy yourself drinks with it.  It's going to wind up that way anyway, right?  Let's just save ourselves 3-6 months of grief and drama.

A few of my favorite things include attitude adjustments for pay, collecting overdue gambling debts, and teaching Sunday School.  My ideal woman would be just as bitter and cynical as I am, and doesn't mind occasionally having to duck drive by attempts.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm down.

Liberal California Man Seeks Florida Conservative Woman

I'm a 30-ish anti-gun, pro-forced abortion, global warming advocate who is looking for Ann Coulter, or someone just like her.  My ideal woman wants poor people to have to forage in the city dump for food, and thinks Arab states exist so that we have somewhere to deliver our short-shelf life smart bombs.  She will also have a very good understanding of the book of Timothy, and the roles it describes for women.

My hobbies involve OWS rallies, editing the Berkeley Newspaper, collecting old copies of The Village Voice, and harassing Christian protestors outside of Planned Parenthood clinics. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Stella, I can't improve on that.   

[Suu]

I'm in. 
I may or may not join OKCupid with the results.

Are You Tired of Games?

Hi, I'm a 30-ish Providence man who has grown tired of the constant games that dating involves.  I figured, "Why not cut to the chase?", so here's what I'm offering.  I'll meet you at the bar or club of your choice, and when I introduce myself, you simply punch me in the bits and then take all the cash out of my wallet and buy yourself drinks with it.  It's going to wind up that way anyway, right?  Let's just save ourselves 3-6 months of grief and drama.

A few of my favorite things include attitude adjustments for pay, collecting overdue gambling debts, and teaching Sunday School.  My ideal woman would be just as bitter and cynical as I am, and doesn't mind occasionally having to duck drive by attempts.

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Holy fuck. 

I'm down.

Liberal California Man Seeks Florida Conservative Woman

I'm a 30-ish anti-gun, pro-forced abortion, global warming advocate who is looking for Ann Coulter, or someone just like her.  My ideal woman wants poor people to have to forage in the city dump for food, and thinks Arab states exist so that we have somewhere to deliver our short-shelf life smart bombs.  She will also have a very good understanding of the book of Timothy, and the roles it describes for women.

My hobbies involve OWS rallies, editing the Berkeley Newspaper, collecting old copies of The Village Voice, and harassing Christian protestors outside of Planned Parenthood clinics. 

[Cain]

Roger, first and only reply to the Chelsea Poet advert!

Coincidentally I've been muse to two poets, a playwright and a short story writer.

Being a writer too helps a little, though I do believe my skills at "economics" - the word's Greek origins meaning housekeeping or household duties, now thought of the nation's finances but once including the everyday pleasures of food, drink, and sex - had something to do with my bemuseds' productivity.

That being said I'm almost certain that computer geeks make better lovers & partners in crime. They're more "object-oriented."

Care to prove me wrong? I'm 28, dark hair with curls, pale skin with freckles, vivacious and lively, currently at home with this year's flu.

<3 J

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Roger, first and only reply to the Chelsea Poet advert!

Coincidentally I've been muse to two poets, a playwright and a short story writer.

Being a writer too helps a little, though I do believe my skills at "economics" - the word's Greek origins meaning housekeeping or household duties, now thought of the nation's finances but once including the everyday pleasures of food, drink, and sex - had something to do with my bemuseds' productivity.

That being said I'm almost certain that computer geeks make better lovers & partners in crime. They're more "object-oriented."

Care to prove me wrong? I'm 28, dark hair with curls, pale skin with freckles, vivacious and lively, currently at home with this year's flu.

<3 J

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