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I blame you Anna Mae, for making me think that.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I blame you Anna Mae, for making me think that.

I probably need to work on getting my ideas across more clearly. 

[President Television]

So you wanna be a playa,
but your ad ain't fly.
You've gotta hit Dok up,
to get a pimped out  bride!

YOU'VE GOTTA PIMP MY BRIDE!

Damn right!

YOU'VE GOTTA PIMP MY BRIDE!

[Phox]

Okay, I'm game. 

Southern Illinois Christian Woman Seeks Like-Minded Soul Mate

I'm a 20-something church-going gal who likes listening to gospel music, arranging church functions, and making nice home decorations out of stray dogs.  I'd like to meet a man who believes in the LORD, doesn't listen to foul-mouthed rock and roll or "hip hop", doesn't drink or smoke, and who can get over the fence at the pound without getting caught.  No divorcees (that's against the LORD), no liberals, and nobody from the ruins of Indianapolis, please (it's still radioactive, and I do plan to have kids one day).  Serious inquiries only.

Oh yes, I'm abusing the HELL out of this. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Some old fossil called turquoiseheart4 messaged me that I had a "most interesting profile". 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Some old fossil called turquoiseheart4 messaged me that I had a "most interesting profile". 

Christ, what is it with the OLD men?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Some old fossil called turquoiseheart4 messaged me that I had a "most interesting profile". 

Christ, what is it with the OLD men?

They're too tired to prowl. They want to roll over in the morning and have a woman there...just nobody within 30 years of their own age.

Looking at the matches, everybody's old, obese, borderline retarded and/or butt ugly and they're BORING, they mostly watch TV. Though to be fair, I'm not exactly putting my best foot forward. 


Last night I was up and stressing because I'd lost my phone (I need it to make a living...replaced it this morning, good thing I got the protection plan) and I clicked over there at about 3 in the morning to see what was happening. The guy in Katy had been hovering all that time, apparently, he INSTANTLY tried to grab me on chat. Wasn't in the mood to realtime troll,  so I closed the window. Maybe he really hasn't gotten any in 8 years. Probably because he's desperate and stalkerish. :P

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If I was doing this for real, it would depress the fuck out of me. Like "THAT'S my speed?????" 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I was doing this for real, it would depress the fuck out of me. Like "THAT'S my speed?????" 

It IS depressing the fuck out of me. And I don't believe for even a split second that this is my speed.

Nonetheless, it takes a toll on a girl.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If I was doing this for real, it would depress the fuck out of me. Like "THAT'S my speed?????" 

It IS depressing the fuck out of me. And I don't believe for even a split second that this is my speed.

Nonetheless, it takes a toll on a girl.

Yeah, they're like buzzards hopping around something that's dying. 

[Pæs]

If you need more, I can rip off another Joe Walsh song.

I AM HAVING TROUBLE PULLING FREAKS WITH THIS.

CAN I REROLL MY CHARACTER?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I was doing this for real, it would depress the fuck out of me. Like "THAT'S my speed?????" 

It IS depressing the fuck out of me. And I don't believe for even a split second that this is my speed.

Nonetheless, it takes a toll on a girl.

Yeah, they're like buzzards hopping around something that's dying. 

<shudder>

[trix]

hay roger, can i haz some of your sauce?  Milwaukee.craigslist needs moar funny

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Roger, I need a new personal summary on my OKC page. Halp? Currently I have your Prince William Sound/Exxon Valdez ad in there, but for some reason it's just not drawing in the fine fine gentlemen.

[Juana]

I think I need to tone mine down a little. I'm not getting anything. D: