Come Get Some!

[AFK]

The reliability of this life is its unreliability.  It's one goddamned unexpected knife twist in the back after a-fucking-nother. A person who expects smooth sailing quickly finds themselves at the bottom of the ocean.  But fuck if I wouldn't have it any other way.  The constant reminder of this feeble existence gives me a quickened step in my stride.  It would be horribly boring and uninspiring if there was no challenge.  If there were no tests.  If there were no disappointments.  If there was no constant loss.  If there was no tragic deaths.  If there were no glorious revelations.  If there were no chance encounters.  If there were no.....

So, just fucking bring it!

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

The reliability of this life is its unreliability.  It's one goddamned unexpected knife twist in the back after a-fucking-nother. A person who expects smooth sailing quickly finds themselves at the bottom of the ocean.  But fuck if I wouldn't have it any other way.  The constant reminder of this feeble existence gives me a quickened step in my stride.  It would be horribly boring and uninspiring if there was no challenge.  If there were no tests.  If there were no disappointments.  If there was no constant loss.  If there was no tragic deaths.  If there were no glorious revelations.  If there were no chance encounters.  If there were no.....

So, just fucking bring it!

I wouldn't mind doing without those.

[AFK]

Well, yeah, me too, but they seem to be unavoidable, in a general sense. 

[Cramulus]

Are you going to take away my Jenkem? I kinda need it. I put a little bit on my baby's gums when she's fussy and she goes out like a light.
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[AFK]

And then on the plus side, she isn't hungry anymore.  Really cuts down on the formula bill.  That shit is expensive. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And then on the plus side, she isn't hungry anymore.  Really cuts down on the formula bill.  That shit is expensive. 

What? Regardless of any argument we may have, if you're saying what I think you're saying, oh my god. I'm so sorry. There are no words.

[AFK]

Somebody's sarcasm machine is borked. 

[AFK]

Just in the interest of making sure everyone else is on the same page.

Jenkem has historically been something used in Africa as a way to deal with starvation pain. 

Sorry for the black humor. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Somebody's sarcasm machine is borked. 

Given the the OP in this thread, it seemed like something bad had happened to you.

[AFK]

Well, when I took the garbage cans to the curb, one of them was leaking something onto my driveway.  That kinda sucked, but I think I'll get over it. 

[Cramulus]

Just in the interest of making sure everyone else is on the same page.

Jenkem has historically been something used in Africa as a way to deal with starvation pain. 

Sorry for the black humor. 

We need a double blind clinical trial, STAT

[East Coast Hustle]

Well, when I took the garbage cans to the curb, one of them was leaking something onto my driveway.  That kinda sucked, but I think I'll get over it. 

but did it leak onto any run-over children?

[AFK]

ZZzzzz.  Anyway, I made a promise that I wasn't going to let this spill over into multiple threads and I need to live up to that.  The OP was actually a little thing I was feeling in a moment and wanted to share.  If you have any more scintillating insights to share regarding the drug "discussion" please, for the rest of the board, post them in the relevant threads. 

[morosa]

  I love OP almost as much as I loove jenkem (and btw why aren't you just making your own? It's easy, organic, and affordable!)
I love crambieber more though.

[East Coast Hustle]

ZZzzzz.  Anyway, I made a promise that I wasn't going to let this spill over into multiple threads and I need to live up to that.  The OP was actually a little thing I was feeling in a moment and wanted to share.  If you have any more scintillating insights to share regarding the drug "discussion" please, for the rest of the board, post them in the relevant threads. 

No dice. I'm going to ruin every thread you start here from now until eternity until you publicly and sincerely apologize for accusing me of fishing for your PI.