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Started by AFK, November 09, 2011, 01:20:43 PM

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AFK

The reliability of this life is its unreliability.  It's one goddamned unexpected knife twist in the back after a-fucking-nother. A person who expects smooth sailing quickly finds themselves at the bottom of the ocean.  But fuck if I wouldn't have it any other way.  The constant reminder of this feeble existence gives me a quickened step in my stride.  It would be horribly boring and uninspiring if there was no challenge.  If there were no tests.  If there were no disappointments.  If there was no constant loss.  If there was no tragic deaths.  If there were no glorious revelations.  If there were no chance encounters.  If there were no.....

So, just fucking bring it!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Precious Moments Zalgo

Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 01:20:43 PM
The reliability of this life is its unreliability.  It's one goddamned unexpected knife twist in the back after a-fucking-nother. A person who expects smooth sailing quickly finds themselves at the bottom of the ocean.  But fuck if I wouldn't have it any other way.  The constant reminder of this feeble existence gives me a quickened step in my stride.  It would be horribly boring and uninspiring if there was no challenge.  If there were no tests.  If there were no disappointments.  If there was no constant loss.  If there was no tragic deaths.  If there were no glorious revelations.  If there were no chance encounters.  If there were no.....

So, just fucking bring it!
I wouldn't mind doing without those.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

AFK

Well, yeah, me too, but they seem to be unavoidable, in a general sense. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

Are you going to take away my Jenkem? I kinda need it. I put a little bit on my baby's gums when she's fussy and she goes out like a light.
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AFK

And then on the plus side, she isn't hungry anymore.  Really cuts down on the formula bill.  That shit is expensive. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 04:47:09 PM
And then on the plus side, she isn't hungry anymore.  Really cuts down on the formula bill.  That shit is expensive. 

What? Regardless of any argument we may have, if you're saying what I think you're saying, oh my god. I'm so sorry. There are no words.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Somebody's sarcasm machine is borked. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Just in the interest of making sure everyone else is on the same page.

Jenkem has historically been something used in Africa as a way to deal with starvation pain. 

Sorry for the black humor. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 04:52:36 PM
Somebody's sarcasm machine is borked. 

Given the the OP in this thread, it seemed like something bad had happened to you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Well, when I took the garbage cans to the curb, one of them was leaking something onto my driveway.  That kinda sucked, but I think I'll get over it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 04:54:49 PM
Just in the interest of making sure everyone else is on the same page.

Jenkem has historically been something used in Africa as a way to deal with starvation pain. 

Sorry for the black humor. 

We need a double blind clinical trial, STAT

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
Well, when I took the garbage cans to the curb, one of them was leaking something onto my driveway.  That kinda sucked, but I think I'll get over it. 

but did it leak onto any run-over children?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

ZZzzzz.  Anyway, I made a promise that I wasn't going to let this spill over into multiple threads and I need to live up to that.  The OP was actually a little thing I was feeling in a moment and wanted to share.  If you have any more scintillating insights to share regarding the drug "discussion" please, for the rest of the board, post them in the relevant threads. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

morosa

 :D I love OP almost as much as I loove jenkem (and btw why aren't you just making your own? It's easy, organic, and affordable!)
I love crambieber more though.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Not Really a Reverend What's-his-Name? on November 09, 2011, 05:41:39 PM
ZZzzzz.  Anyway, I made a promise that I wasn't going to let this spill over into multiple threads and I need to live up to that.  The OP was actually a little thing I was feeling in a moment and wanted to share.  If you have any more scintillating insights to share regarding the drug "discussion" please, for the rest of the board, post them in the relevant threads. 

No dice. I'm going to ruin every thread you start here from now until eternity until you publicly and sincerely apologize for accusing me of fishing for your PI. :)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"