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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 10, 2011, 10:06:33 PM

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Eater of Clowns

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November 10, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!

It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese.  I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.

This is all uh...this is just slipping right by there?  Yeah?  We're letting that one go?
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#16
November 10, 2011, 11:24:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 11:12:12 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

It's most certainly NOT real cheese by any measure. It's Processed Imitation American Cheese Food Product!

Fixed that for ya. I'm actually sure it's one molecule away from being sodium-based plastic. And for some reason, I'm okay with this.
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#17
November 10, 2011, 11:37:46 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 10, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!

It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese.  I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.

This is all uh...this is just slipping right by there?  Yeah?  We're letting that one go?

There is nowhere to go with it, it's already all the way there.

Nowhere to go, that is, except to quietly ignore it for weeks, then resurrect it out of the blue and quote it in response to something else, completely unrelated.
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#18
November 10, 2011, 11:41:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 10, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!

It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese.  I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.

This is all uh...this is just slipping right by there?  Yeah?  We're letting that one go?

I figure I'd leave the fapping to you boys. 
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#19
November 10, 2011, 11:42:53 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 10, 2011, 11:24:32 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!

It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese.  I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.

This is all uh...this is just slipping right by there?  Yeah?  We're letting that one go?

Well do you want to fight Freeky for that can of cheese? I personally value my limbs far too much.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
November 10, 2011, 11:44:57 PM
I find it funny that "American cheese" is processed by definition.

Also, vaguely horrifying that we would do that to ourselves. It's extra horrifying coming from a dairy-farming region which produces some of the best cheeses in the world, including the famous (if you're a cheese freak) Rogue Blue. Not that I can afford it.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#21
November 11, 2011, 12:00:53 AM
I have never seen spray cheese in my life.
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Triple Zero

#22
November 11, 2011, 12:10:22 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 10, 2011, 10:09:02 PMWHAT?

Trip!  Tell me it isn't true!

And tell me we didn't neglect this important part of the American Experience while you were here!

If we did, you MUST come back.

Sorry, yeah, I never heard of spray cheese. Or if I did I just filed it away in my head as "well, of course America has spray cheese".

Because really, it doesn't surprise me.

So no, what is spray cheese? Is it that stuff in the tube like the pic ITT shows? Or does it actually come in an aerosol spray can, like deodorant? Because that would be awesome. Horrible, but awesome.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
November 11, 2011, 12:10:47 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#24
November 11, 2011, 12:14:08 AM
But it's not actually cheese? Just vaguely smells like it?

Cause maybe that's the problem, if it's not actually cheese, you're not allowed to label it as cheese, nor as "spray" cheese. And I suppose labelling it as "spray cheese-like-substance" just doesn't market very well.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
November 11, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
November 11, 2011, 12:15:51 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 11, 2011, 12:14:08 AM
But it's not actually cheese? Just vaguely smells like it?

Cause maybe that's the problem, if it's not actually cheese, you're not allowed to label it as cheese, nor as "spray" cheese. And I suppose labelling it as "spray cheese-like-substance" just doesn't market very well.

It's "Pasteurized Processed Cheese Product" made with cheese.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#27
November 11, 2011, 12:20:54 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
November 11, 2011, 12:25:05 AM
And that, my friend, is what makes America Great™.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#29
November 11, 2011, 12:26:23 AM
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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