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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 10, 2011, 10:06:33 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

November 10, 2011, 10:06:33 PM
My friend informs me that she finds it hilarious and difficult to explain spray cheese to Brits. Is it true that you don't have spray cheese over there???
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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November 10, 2011, 10:07:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:06:33 PM
My friend informs me that she finds it hilarious and difficult to explain spray cheese to Brits. Is it true that you don't have spray cheese over there???
WHAT? NO SPRAY CHEESE? FUCKING HEATHENS!!!

Gimme spray cheese any day of the week, as long as I can use real cheese to cook with.

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.
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Luna

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November 10, 2011, 10:09:02 PM
WHAT?

Trip!  Tell me it isn't true!

And tell me we didn't neglect this important part of the American Experience while you were here!

If we did, you MUST come back.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

Well, yes...  But it's awesome "I hate life" food.  For a given value of "food."
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Freeky

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November 10, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 10, 2011, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

Well, yes...  But it's awesome "I hate life" food.  For a given value of "food."
It's for when you want the convenience of spray whip cream, but the craving for an almost cheese-like flavor.  How could anyone not like spray cheese?

Cain

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November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
I'm sure you can get it somewhere depraved, like in a Lidl or Aldi.

But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 10, 2011, 10:11:46 PM
I mean "cheese".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Faust

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November 10, 2011, 10:11:52 PM
It's in some shops but it's never sold. We're food snobs and that would be considered low brow cheese.
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Freeky

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November 10, 2011, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 10, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

I have never had spray cheese, but the existence of it is everything that's FUNNY about America. Pressurized cheese in a can! With a nozzle!

It used to be my favorite thing in the whole world, spray cheese.  I could not get enough of it, and when all the pressurizing gas had gone out but there was still cheese left, I would often suck on the nozzle for a half hour to make sure I'd got it all.

Faust

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November 10, 2011, 10:15:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

You know if you got rid of your spray cheese everything else would fall into line, the overtly corrupt business, the farcical political system, all of it.
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Juana

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November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.
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Scribbly

#12
November 10, 2011, 10:58:31 PM
As I stumble off to bed:

I have never seen spray cheese. I have, however, seen THIS:

That's right.

The deliciousness of cheese and prawn.

In a tube.

You're welcome.  :D
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 10, 2011, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on November 10, 2011, 10:58:31 PM
As I stumble off to bed:

I have never seen spray cheese. I have, however, seen THIS:

That's right.

The deliciousness of cheese and prawn.

In a tube.

You're welcome.  :D

I am... speechless.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 10, 2011, 11:12:12 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

It's most certainly NOT real cheese by any measure. It's Processed American Cheese Food Product!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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