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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 10, 2011, 10:06:33 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#75
November 11, 2011, 09:06:14 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#76
November 11, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS.  PUHRAYZ JEBUS.

You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.

But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.

:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#77
November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.

Gross.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#78
November 11, 2011, 09:10:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS.  PUHRAYZ JEBUS.

You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.

But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.

:vom:

Holiness™ is all about The Truth, not about what won't make you hork up on your boots.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.

Gross.

I just feed the skin to the dogs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#80
November 11, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.

Gross.

I just feed the skin to the dogs.

:x :x :x

My kids won't eat the skin, so I usually eat it while carving and then am full.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#81
November 11, 2011, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.

Gross.

I just feed the skin to the dogs.

:x :x :x

My kids won't eat the skin, so I usually eat it while carving and then am full.

The dogs belong to my parents.  I leave after dinner, and then get threatening phone calls from my mother.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#82
November 11, 2011, 09:20:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.

Gross.

OK, that's a good point, yeah.

I wouldn't eat just the skin, though :)
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
November 11, 2011, 09:26:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.

Gross.

I just feed the skin to the dogs.

:x :x :x

My kids won't eat the skin, so I usually eat it while carving and then am full.

The dogs belong to my parents.  I leave after dinner, and then get threatening phone calls from my mother.

:lulz: You're a jerk!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#84
November 11, 2011, 09:28:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:26:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 11, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

One of the many problems I have with it is that the best part of a roast fowl is the delicious crispy flavorful skin. Putting birds inside of each other to roast means less crispy skin and more soggy skin.

Gross.

I just feed the skin to the dogs.

:x :x :x

My kids won't eat the skin, so I usually eat it while carving and then am full.

The dogs belong to my parents.  I leave after dinner, and then get threatening phone calls from my mother.

:lulz: You're a jerk!

My mother concurs.  :lulz:

TGRR,
Doesn't believe in the simple matter of blood relations getting in the way of Holiness™.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#85
November 11, 2011, 09:41:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 11, 2011, 08:38:15 PM
They're absolutely addictive when plain.  I dare not try them with anything else.
It's totally worth it. Buttery delicious goodness with the spiciness of pikapepper sauce and the texture of cream cheese.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

#86
November 12, 2011, 01:51:07 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 08:22:36 PM
Yep. I eat them plain a lot. Though they're super good with cream cheese and pickapepper sauce.

You should try it with yogurt cheese.

Juana

#87
November 12, 2011, 04:15:25 AM
I may investigate that.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#88
November 12, 2011, 05:38:29 AM
What the hell is pickapepper sauce?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#89
November 12, 2011, 05:56:14 AM
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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