HEY, YOU WACKY EUROPEANS

[Luna]

But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.

This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!

But I like moonpies

Pft.  One day, you will be lured to the great city of Providence, and I will decide to get off my ass and make home-made whoopie pies.  Grandma's recipe.

You will tell me where your grandmother hides her jewelry for these.

My grandmother died of whoopie pie.



But in all honesty I don't like moonpies, it's just a meme from BCT.

Yeah, too many of those will do that.

In all seriousness, if I REALLY want to get serious about baking, great grandma's cinnamon rolls.

[Triple Zero]

It's just...all to easy:



NOW, DON'T THAT LOOK TASTY?

Bleurgh. That jelly-thing is so awful. (We actually have that in norway.

Called "aspic", as far as I know.

It looks disgusting, but it's also somewhat of a classic thing, not much to do with overprocessed food either. Encasing things in gelatin (boiled from bones) is a very old way of preserving.

Plus, gelatin is awesome.

I also don't quite see the problem with the turducken? Sure it's overkill, but if just for a special occasion, plus you'll be eating the leftovers for a week (and better be making stock from the carcass!!), right?



Oh and speaking of horrible bad sugary chocolate things made with shortening, I shall have to look up a good recipe for "arretjescake". It's delicious, consists of biscuits, shortening/butter, sugar, cocoa powder, chocolate, and is therefore a recommended health food for pregnant women

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!

HATERS GOTTA HATE!

The Turducken is the PERFECT symbol of American excess.

In researching food for an SCA feast I came across a dish that was like a Turducken but it started with a camel and sheep and went on from there.

[Faust]

Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Turducken would just destroy the individual flavours of the meat, sounds like a waste to me.

You European types just don't understand the monolithic abomination you created over here.

I should fix that...It just occurred to me that we've never actually spoken our piece on that.

Rant later this morning.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I had a variant of the turducken which was simply the breast meats stuffed into each other. I can confirm that it is actually pretty fucking tasty.

[The Wizard Joseph]

A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related

This video will live on in my memory, making me spontaneously laugh at inappropriate times, till I die!  Hopefully of spray cheese overdose.

I had a variant of the turducken which was simply the breast meats stuffed into each other. I can confirm that it is actually pretty fucking tasty.

That's the way we make it here in good old Wisconsin.  Each layer has stuffing in between in the version a local butcher produces..  Hmmm. Holidays coming up, they must be selling it now.  I know what I'm doing for Thanksgiving!  I'm going to fast and burn a huge pile of stolen turduckens to appease the spirits of the people my people stole a continent from.  Now to find a shopping mall parking lot built on sacred ground...

[Luna]

I now have a fairly epic craving for this shit.

I hate you all.

[Jenne]

It's actually the most succulent meat you'll get for white meat turkey.  I'm very serious.  Between the duck fat and the layers of stuffing in between...it's the juiciest and richest of bird-fare.

It helps we covered ours in BACON, of course...

[The Wizard Joseph]

It helps we covered ours in BACON, of course...

Genius!

I now have a fairly epic craving for this shit.

I hate you all.

Give in to both!

[Suu]

I now have a fairly epic craving for this shit.

I hate you all.

I'll get the Ritz crackers...let's do this.

[Triple Zero]

Ritz crackers are already pretty good without anything, IMO

[Juana]

Yep. I eat them plain a lot. Though they're super good with cream cheese and pickapepper sauce.

[Cain]

They're absolutely addictive when plain.  I dare not try them with anything else.

[Luna]

I now have a fairly epic craving for this shit.

I hate you all.

I'll get the Ritz crackers...let's do this.

Awesome.