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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 10, 2011, 10:06:33 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
November 11, 2011, 02:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:40:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS.  PUHRAYZ JEBUS.

You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.

But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.

You're wreckin' mah dream, man.

Yeah, anything processed to hell and back WILL necessarily have some uh PRESERVATIVES...

Not really.  The preservatives are there to keep the fructose suspended.  The basic paste the stuff is made from doesn't really decompose much.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
November 11, 2011, 02:42:33 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 02:40:06 AM
:vom: :lulz: GROSS!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
:lulz: Most of those things were always forbidden in my household growing up. Yet another reason to be glad of that.

You've missed a lot of the American experience, then.  All that's left is shitty John Wayne movies and TURDUCKEN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#47
November 11, 2011, 02:46:07 AM
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!

HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
November 11, 2011, 02:47:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:46:07 AM
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!

HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:

The Turducken is the PERFECT symbol of American excess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#49
November 11, 2011, 02:48:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:47:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:46:07 AM
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!

HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:

The Turducken is the PERFECT symbol of American excess.

THE DELICIOUS SYMBOL  THE DELICIOUSEST

:crankey:

Touch not the turducken.

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
November 11, 2011, 02:50:02 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:48:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:47:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:46:07 AM
HAY THE TURDUCKEN WAS AWESOME!

HATERS GOTTA HATE! :crankey:

The Turducken is the PERFECT symbol of American excess.

THE DELICIOUS SYMBOL  THE DELICIOUSEST

:crankey:

Touch not the turducken.

Whole villages and towns in the 3rd world would cheerfully kill us for that little symbol of excess, by the way.  Just on principle.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#51
November 11, 2011, 02:54:14 AM
SO LET THEM.

STILL LIKE TURDUCKEN.

DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. I'M A MANIACAL PREGNANT WOMAN HOPPED UP ON DIET GINGER ALE SO I DON'T PROJECTILE VOMIT MY CHILI DINNER. :crankey:

Jenne

#52
November 11, 2011, 02:58:28 AM
Am kidding.

You can argue, of course.  *sheepish*

I should go to bed.

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
November 11, 2011, 03:01:03 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:54:14 AM
SO LET THEM.

STILL LIKE TURDUCKEN.

DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. I'M A MANIACAL PREGNANT WOMAN HOPPED UP ON DIET GINGER ALE SO I DON'T PROJECTILE VOMIT MY CHILI DINNER. :crankey:

You should do that, btw.

Next time asshole inlaws come over.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#54
November 11, 2011, 03:02:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:42:33 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 02:40:06 AM
:vom: :lulz: GROSS!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
:lulz: Most of those things were always forbidden in my household growing up. Yet another reason to be glad of that.

You've missed a lot of the American experience, then.  All that's left is shitty John Wayne movies and TURDUCKEN.
I'll live. :lulz: Never seen a John Wayne movie, never had turducken. Which also sounds icky.


Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 03:01:03 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:54:14 AM
SO LET THEM.

STILL LIKE TURDUCKEN.

DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. I'M A MANIACAL PREGNANT WOMAN HOPPED UP ON DIET GINGER ALE SO I DON'T PROJECTILE VOMIT MY CHILI DINNER. :crankey:

You should do that, btw.

Next time asshole inlaws come over.
This. You can blame it on being pregnant.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
November 11, 2011, 03:03:56 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 03:02:26 AM

Never seen a John Wayne movie,

This is also easy to simulate.

Jam an AM radio up your ass while Limbaugh is on, and jam your head into Kentucky on wife-beating night.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#56
November 11, 2011, 03:05:25 AM
Sounds delightful.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
November 11, 2011, 03:07:20 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 11, 2011, 03:05:25 AM
Sounds delightful.

Oh, yeah.  It's an hour and a half of smacking uppity women around, alongside some cheerful massacres of damn near everyone.

If you really want to lose your lunch, watch The Green Berets, and then read Hunter S Thompson's account of John Wayne's behavior at the republican convention of '72.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#58
November 11, 2011, 03:36:53 AM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 11, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!

But I like moonpies :cry:

Pft.  One day, you will be lured to the great city of Providence, and I will decide to get off my ass and make home-made whoopie pies.  Grandma's recipe.

You will tell me where your grandmother hides her jewelry for these.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

#59
November 11, 2011, 03:39:03 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 11, 2011, 03:36:53 AM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 11, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!

But I like moonpies :cry:

Pft.  One day, you will be lured to the great city of Providence, and I will decide to get off my ass and make home-made whoopie pies.  Grandma's recipe.

You will tell me where your grandmother hides her jewelry for these.

My grandmother died of whoopie pie. :cry:



But in all honesty I don't like moonpies, it's just a meme from BCT.
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