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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 10, 2011, 10:06:33 PM

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#30
November 11, 2011, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related

That's disgusting, I WANT IT!!!

Maybe the weird bigass Asian supermarket has it. They have all sorts of fucked up shit.

Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:51 AM
It's "Pasteurized Processed Cheese Product" made with cheese.

100% CHEESE MADE FROM CONCENTRATED CHEESE!!!
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#32
November 11, 2011, 01:15:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Spray cheese is a symbol of everything that is wrong with America.

Jenne

#33
November 11, 2011, 01:45:54 AM
EASY CHEESE!!!  Popularized in the 1960's by White America--don't wanna cook?  Tired of slaving all day for hubby's colleagues he invites over with 5 minutes' warning?

GET OUT YOUR EASY CHEESE!  Make hors d'oeuvres, your main dish, salad and DESSERT with one can, some crackers, pimiento and jello!

(I'm not shitting you...most quick-cook ads for middle class American cuisine seemed to herald those ingredients as their main...contribution...)

But what do you expect from the culture that brought you the frozen TV dinner?

Jenne

#34
November 11, 2011, 01:48:28 AM
It's just...all to easy:



NOW, DON'T THAT LOOK TASTY?

EK WAFFLR

#35
November 11, 2011, 01:49:17 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 01:48:28 AM
It's just...all to easy:



NOW, DON'T THAT LOOK TASTY?

Bleurgh. That jelly-thing is so awful. (We actually have that in norway.
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Juana

#36
November 11, 2011, 01:51:35 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
A helpful video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uUYwDnVkE&feature=related

Unrelated, but this was in "related videos": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia8OKMlqxLs
I didn't know there was a first generation of hurricane proof dogs!





Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 01:48:28 AM
It's just...all to easy:



NOW, DON'T THAT LOOK TASTY?
That's the only thing one of my grandmothers can make.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Jenne

#37
November 11, 2011, 01:55:00 AM
by the way, those who haven't indulged, this is what it looks like, coming out of the can:







And this is sort of what I picture when people say:  "Christ on a cracker"...

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#39
November 11, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!

But I like moonpies :cry:

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
November 11, 2011, 02:25:51 AM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 11, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!

But I like moonpies :cry:

Boil all the alcohol out of some vanilla schnapps, and mix it with raw Crisco.

Yum, yum, love me some moon pies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#41
November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS.  PUHRAYZ JEBUS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS.  PUHRAYZ JEBUS.

You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.

But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#43
November 11, 2011, 02:40:06 AM
 :vom: :lulz: GROSS!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 10, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 10, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
But in the case of Britain, we don't even consider processed cheese slices real cheese, so anything coming out of a spray can has no chance.
This.

Never had spray cheese. Never want to.

But you can SIMULATE the taste of processed cheese-like food product merely by chewing on a slice of cheese while you brush your teeth.

Fun fact:  Our parent plant makes literally millions of gallons of pure alcohol every year.

Another fun fact:  EVERY OUNCE of it goes into "food".  Mostly things like cheese wiz, moon pies, and other redneck fare.  Whatever it tastes like, you are eating lard suspended in industrial alcohol.  Run out and get a pack of chips or ding dongs today!
:lulz: Most of those things were always forbidden in my household growing up. Yet another reason to be glad of that.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Jenne

#44
November 11, 2011, 02:40:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2011, 02:37:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 11, 2011, 02:27:36 AM
WAXY CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWISH GOODNESS.  PUHRAYZ JEBUS.

You taste that because you expect to taste it, and because they jam it full of fructose.

But it's just industrial alcohol and lard.

You're wreckin' mah dream, man.

Yeah, anything processed to hell and back WILL necessarily have some uh PRESERVATIVES...
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