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Started by Dimocritus, August 04, 2009, 06:53:13 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#30
August 06, 2009, 10:53:21 PM
the guy has like an energetic auric emo fringe.

or some shit like that.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
August 07, 2009, 07:41:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 06, 2009, 09:17:04 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 05, 2009, 10:01:56 PMFuck, the "I'm so impressed with myself because I'm old enough to buy beer" threads are among the most useless and inane ones on the board, and that's saying a lot considering we have threads that were started just to be useless and inane. I mean, there's already a whole thread dedicated to people talking abut what they're drinking; does each individual who reaches legal age need to start their own to make a list of what beers they like?

Hell, at least throw in a review or two, to make it worth reading.

topics young people can no longer talk about on PD, according to Nigel:

- getting laid
- beer

:|

no this thread doesnt interest me either, but I don't post about it. people whining about it however, yeah it's been a while.


It's not the WHAT, it's the HOW. I thought I made that clear.

Oh, I'm not supposed to call it stupid anymore when people are being stupid? Enjoy having a board overrun by AKK and Daruko.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
August 07, 2009, 07:43:06 AM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 06, 2009, 05:06:25 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 05, 2009, 10:01:56 PM
Fuck, the "I'm so impressed with myself because I'm old enough to buy beer" threads are among the most useless and inane ones on the board, and that's saying a lot considering we have threads that were started just to be useless and inane. I mean, there's already a whole thread dedicated to people talking abut what they're drinking; does each individual who reaches legal age need to start their own to make a list of what beers they like?

Hell, at least throw in a review or two, to make it worth reading.


Wow, what a tool. How old do you think I am, anyway? I didn't know there was already a beer thread (didn't look) and honestly, have you tried any of these beers I've listed? They're definitely not kids brews. Get a life. You want a review? You could have just asked. Here.

Saranac High-Peaks Imperial IPA

Wow, what the fuck. I picked these up on a random hunch, and, like a homeless hitch-hiker, It kicked my ass and left me for dead. Seriously, at about 11-and-change percent ABV, these guys provide some serious bang for the buck. But they'll put you back around 9 smack-a-roos a six pack, so these aren't for your casual Friday's kind of drinking. With ten different hops and ten different malts (I am not making that up. This beer is flavoriffic), you'll be tasting these bad boys 'till the next morning (and you'll be passed out by 10 p.m.) if you don't pace yourselves.  

Total score:  :| :| :| :|  (out of five)

Second opinion (provided by my alter ego): You're a terrible person, kill yourself.

Oh look, 000, I was SO WRONG about this guy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
August 07, 2009, 07:44:13 AM
Quote from: rong on August 06, 2009, 09:47:05 PM


my favorite beer review, ever, was of a 40 oz. of Camo Malt Liquor.

A friend of mine told me he picked one up to drink while he cleaned his apartment.

He said, "the first half tasted like ass, and the second half tasted like, 'holy shit! i'm wasted' "

This, my friends, is a review I can get behind.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
August 07, 2009, 07:44:39 AM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 06, 2009, 10:38:31 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 06, 2009, 10:24:36 PM
why is dimo using the meh smiley in a beer review?  :|

i mean a good beer deserves a  :mrgreen: or a  8) or :mittens: :cheers:

not an indifferent face.

but he is a spag so..
meh.



All the joy has been sucked out of my life, so  :| is as happy as I can get now. Thanks a lot PD.com...

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#35
August 07, 2009, 07:55:29 AM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 06, 2009, 10:38:31 PM
All the joy has been sucked out of my life, so  :| is as happy as I can get now. Thanks a lot PD.com...

Oh yeah, forgot.

OUR WORK HERE IS DONE!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
August 07, 2009, 08:06:01 AM
Oh, by the way, 000: I'm going to, from now on, reply to all threads by talking about how many guys I've fucked and what kinds of beer I drink

Get back to me on how awesome and interesting that makes me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#37
August 17, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
frankly, I'd say that'd make you more awesome and interesting than 99% of the idiots I interact with daily, but when low-grade idiocy is the norm, pathological alcoholic promiscuity will naturally sound pretty good.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
August 17, 2009, 10:51:25 PM
I'm really hung over and I've spent most of the day masturbating to gay internet porn. How does that fit into the grand scheme of things?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#39
August 17, 2009, 10:56:34 PM
I don't know, but it's pretty hot.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#40
August 17, 2009, 10:57:34 PM
it also seems very appropriate for a sub-forum called "mechanically recovered meathole".
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
August 17, 2009, 11:23:01 PM
YES!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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