IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER

[East Coast Hustle]

y'all put oil in yo' pasta water, just means y'allz some busta-ass muhfuhs that probably live in tha suburbz in some condos or some shit...reel gangstas don't gots to worry 'bout that shit cuz they cain't 'ford nothin' more than some ramen noodles anyway...maybe a jumbo jack once in a while, fo' a treat. dig.

are you CHEF's delinquent little brother or something? shouldn't you be out playing in traffic? or do not enough of us "honkies" drive through your block?

*throws a 3rd grade english textbook at Mad Skillz's head*

just 'cause you talk like a fool doesn't mean you have to type like one. we already have one of those and we like him so he's not going anywhere.

[B_M_W]

y'all put oil in yo' pasta water, just means y'allz some busta-ass muhfuhs that probably live in tha suburbz in some condos or some shit...reel gangstas don't gots to worry 'bout that shit cuz they cain't 'ford nothin' more than some ramen noodles anyway...maybe a jumbo jack once in a while, fo' a treat. dig.

Okay mister Gangster, if you can not even afford oil for pasta, then how are you able to access a computer? I think you need to go solicit your "mad skillz" somewhere else. Because personally this hurts my brain more than Horab's writing, and it is also unable to give me a high, so I just end up with a head ache which wasn't caused by a long night partying.

Dig?

[Malaul]

The only Italian food I can cook is Chef Boyardee.

I like to call it Chef Boy Im Lazy


kinda rolls right off the tongue eh?

[EraPassing]

Ever thought of working in marketing, Malaul?

Always an opportunity for a mind-fuck on a grand scale.

[Malaul]

I did take marketing in highschool
but now Im atg starbucks adn the potential is amazing
sell people copffee machines they diont need
make sigles in there caramel macchiattos

good times there

[Mad Skillz]

y'all put oil in yo' pasta water, just means y'allz some busta-ass muhfuhs that probably live in tha suburbz in some condos or some shit...reel gangstas don't gots to worry 'bout that shit cuz they cain't 'ford nothin' more than some ramen noodles anyway...maybe a jumbo jack once in a while, fo' a treat. dig.

Okay mister Gangster, if you can not even afford oil for pasta, then how are you able to access a computer? I think you need to go solicit your "mad skillz" somewhere else. Because personally this hurts my brain more than Horab's writing, and it is also unable to give me a high, so I just end up with a head ache which wasn't caused by a long night partying.

Dig?

dig this: I cain't affo'd no oil fo' pasta cuz my momz gots 6 otha mouthz to feed. I gots a 'puta to use cuz I go to college. UC Irvine, busta. Full schola'ship too, case you waz wond'rin. Jus' cuz I think it's fun to type like I talk, don' mean I ain't got a brain up in my dome. An' I'm sorry if it makes y'all uncomfortable fo' a brotha to show up in this bitch talkin' like a brotha. I'se pretty sho' y'allz goddess don' mind at'all tho'. She pro'lly enjoy watchin' y'all squirm. Keep yo' mind on tha message and y'all be straight wit' it. Let y'sef lose sight of it, and y'all gone be just as gray as gray can be. See? I done read y'alls books and shit. Eris ain't just fo' white kidz from tha suburbz, y'know.

[LMNO]

Word up, dawg.  Some of dese foo's be trippin.

[East Coast Hustle]

fo' real, tho'



BTW, I'm a white kid from the suburbs, and I once lived in Lincoln Heights, which as you well know (if you're really from Irvine and not Billings as I suspect) is a MUCH rougher hood than yours. Dig.

[Felix]

I too talk like I type.  Or was it the oth-

Anywho.  I rather like it, despite that I'm used to reading easily because I know almost any word by sight, so it's a slight headache to read ebonics.  I can deal with it, though.

Welcome, by the way!

[agent compassion]

I did take marketing in highschool
but now Im atg starbucks adn the potential is amazing
sell people copffee machines they diont need
make sigles in there caramel macchiattos

Man, I was looking for a coffee machine, and I went into Starbucks, and they had just the kind I wanted - a little one, like a 2-cupper. I asked them how much it was and they said $349. I about sht myself, this was not a fancy digital reads your mind and makes the coffee you're thinking of making kind of thing, it was a bare bones model. So I went next door to Fred Meyer and found the exact same kind machine for $60. Hah. Stupid schmucks. I haven't bought Starbucks since. Why should I, when I can make my own?

[East Coast Hustle]

Starbucks = CRAPPIEST CRAP EVER

long live Millstone!!

[Malaul]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this is where I bring up Foamy
http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html
http://www.illwillpress.com/coffeehouse.html

[Bob the Mediocre]

So that's where you got your sig. Was wondering if it had anything to do with Star$.
A coffeehouse in Brockport sells bumperstickers that say "Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks." They make the best Tiramisu, too.

[agent compassion]

You know what's lame? I actually like the taste of Starbucks, I know if I go in there and cough up three bucks, they'll give me a very nice cup of joe. But I just can't do that anymore, 'cause hubby and me gotta get up early for school and it's fucking cold out - so we'd go broke with a Starbucks habit. I'm pretty sure that we've already had more than 20 cups of coffee from that machine, so it's paid for itself.

Speaking of Foamy, I was at Hot Topic last week, and they have a button with a pic of him holding an acorn. The text reads "Feel the wrath of my nuts!"      

I have a sign in my window that reads "Bush sucks, Kerry sucks, Nader sucks, Foamy for President."

[Malaul]

@ AG
PM me your snail mail addy
Ill send you so,e free coffee coupons!!!