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IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER

Started by Chef, October 08, 2004, 08:07:31 PM

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Iason Ouabache

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Quote from: Triple Zero on July 16, 2009, 04:43:13 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 10, 2009, 09:05:09 AM
I also oil myself in the shower.

COINCIDENCE?

no connection what-so-ever.

you see, pasta water makes the noodle go limp.

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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2009, 07:07:36 AM
Ahem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p7UcCAw39c

Skip to the 2:35 mark.

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Shub-Crackerath

You all seem to be missing the obvious.

Not all people like their pasta boiled, so putting oil in the water means that you can both boil and fry the pasta simultaneously.

Thus every diner at your table is pleased. except for the namby-pamby-no-oil-in-my-pasta purist heretics.
Duh.

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Quote from: Shub-Crackerath on August 23, 2009, 05:28:14 PM
You all seem to be missing the obvious.

Not all people like their pasta boiled, so putting oil in the water means that you can both boil and fry the pasta simultaneously.

Thus every diner at your table is pleased. except for the namby-pamby-no-oil-in-my-pasta purist heretics.
Duh.

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