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Started by KaaosovCyn, November 16, 2011, 11:22:34 AM

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What has occured?

55,555 people running a marathon to the bathroom in a mall because someone placed exlax in their drinks...
5 dogs taking turns on humping a cat...
555 humans raosting their leader ov the pack
23 days before this day
you or me... depending on the context...

KaaosovCyn

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:03:47 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:01:54 AM
I don't give a fuck either, so there...

:?  :cry: I wonder how much more you or I can take of this crazyness of hatred, let's all love or something then smoke a blunt.



Fuck you and your hippie shit.  I'm just Goddamn warming up.

Sweet, what are we having?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:59:44 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:59:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:56:43 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:53:57 AM

don't take a dump on me! ewww gross.

i hate people who are serious with life and shit do you seeing me taking a shit on them?

I am a adept of relearning to spell with the letter f if you are ready to help me banish with laughter?

Oh, it's not just you.  Ask around.  I fucking hate everyone.

But mostly, I hate pseudo-intellectual gimps that think a deliberate spelling error makes them look artistic.  People like that, I REALLY hate.  So I fuck with them...I can't help myself.  And I think you're being just a little fucking insensitive about my insensitivity.  

Is true.

Roger hates everyone.

Roger and I are cool. Matter of fact, I miss him and want to hang out with him anywhere sometime soon.

But I'm still part of everyone.

See, Roger likes individuals. He does not like what you are, but who you are. And right now, you are very what you are.

You have it backwards.  I love humanity, I just fucking hate all the people in it.

Crap. Right. Well, either way I don't think that I'm immediately on your shit list.

Oh, that Rodger guy loves you to fucking bits.

Whoever he is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:04:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:03:47 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:01:54 AM
I don't give a fuck either, so there...

:?  :cry: I wonder how much more you or I can take of this crazyness of hatred, let's all love or something then smoke a blunt.



Fuck you and your hippie shit.  I'm just Goddamn warming up.

Sweet, what are we having?

What's this "we" shit, Kimosabe?  You aren't part of "we".  You're some pretentious gasbag that got ran off the anarchist boards, and thought we'd go all fucking weird for you.  This is a common mistake.  Everyone thinks we put up with anything here.

They're wrong.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

PopeTom

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:02:28 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 17, 2011, 04:00:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 17, 2011, 03:51:32 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 03:38:42 AM

i use ov for the particular reason ov the letter f... the sixth letter and O my Satan, it is the number 6 so i would rather say phunny or phunky just because.... only the weak cares about stereotypes.


If you want to be edgy you should replace all your 'f' characters with 'j'.

Wasn't that I to J?

But maybe that rule only applies in Toronto.

It may have been I -> J.

Damn these old age holes in my brain!  :argh!:

I just have a memory for these things that borders on the obsessive.

Quite obsessive, just dug though old messages and it was I -> J

Alas poor Kaienne we hardly knew ye.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2011, 04:04:08 AM
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME

WHEN THE BOARD LOOKS
ROUGH AHEAD
AND YOU'RE METERS AND METERS FROM YOUR
NICE WARM BED
YOU JUST REMEMBER WHAT
EPIMETHEUS SAID
CYN, YOUUU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME.

YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME

YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES, WELL I'VE GOT 'EM TOO
THERE ISN'T ANY POST I WOULDN'T PRETEND WAS CLEVER FOR YOU
WE STICK TOGETHER AND I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT THROUGH
BUT YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME.

NOW, SOME OTHER FOLKS MIGHT HAVE A FEW MORE POSTS THAN I DO
AND THEY MAY NOT BE SO NICE TO YOU
(MAYBE)
BUT NONE OF THEM, WILL EVER PRETEND TO LIKE YOU
THE WAY I DO
IT'S ME AND YOU, CYN

AND AS THE THREADS GO BY
OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL PROBABLY DIE
YOU'RE GONNA SEE, IT'S OUR DESTINY
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
CYN YOOOOUUU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME.




Posted from the deepest recesses of the Bieber Mothership. It truly is a bioship. You don't wanna know.

Epi is just out for the level 3 user status he'll get from fucking you over, weirdo.

Listen, if this all gets to be too much, you should PM the user "Fuck You One Eye".  He's sort of like the chaplain for the noobs, and he'll hold your hand and dry your tears.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

KaaosovCyn

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:05:54 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:04:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:03:47 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:01:54 AM
I don't give a fuck either, so there...

:?  :cry: I wonder how much more you or I can take of this crazyness of hatred, let's all love or something then smoke a blunt.



Fuck you and your hippie shit.  I'm just Goddamn warming up.

Sweet, what are we having?

What's this "we" shit, Kimosabe?  You aren't part of "we".  You're some pretentious gasbag that got ran off the anarchist boards, and thought we'd go all fucking weird for you.  This is a common mistake.  Everyone thinks we put up with anything here.

They're wrong.


Well you said you were warming something up... what are we having?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:01:47 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:59:10 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:55:22 AM

Roj-  <--- I know that isn't a fucking J in my name.


I will fucking kill you with a parang and make ornaments out of your bits, Eastern scum.

Ok, Roger.

(How do you want me to spell Rodge?)

THERE'S

NO

FUCKING

D

As a hobby linguist, please indulge me on the proper diminutive of "Roger" in written form, so that there are no further transgressions.

And just so we're even, acceptable forms of address for me:
Kevin, Kev, Twid, Nephew Twiddleton, Nevvie Twid (That's you Jenne!), Your Most Neposterous, Doktor Blight, Dok Blight, DP (based on old stage name, not activity), Blight, and apparently, Mick. Caoimhin is also acceptable. My full previous stage name in its original form is not. I prefer Kev, Twid or, if you are speaking Irish, Caomh (Kev) )


ETA: so it's "Roge"?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:08:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:05:54 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:04:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:03:47 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:01:54 AM
I don't give a fuck either, so there...

:?  :cry: I wonder how much more you or I can take of this crazyness of hatred, let's all love or something then smoke a blunt.



Fuck you and your hippie shit.  I'm just Goddamn warming up.

Sweet, what are we having?

What's this "we" shit, Kimosabe?  You aren't part of "we".  You're some pretentious gasbag that got ran off the anarchist boards, and thought we'd go all fucking weird for you.  This is a common mistake.  Everyone thinks we put up with anything here.

They're wrong.


Well you said you were warming something up... what are we having?

Learn to read, shitsock.

Unless this is some cutesy attempt to troll - or worse - strike up some sort of humorous banter.

In which case you should haul yourself back to the Anarchist boards and beg to be taken back, you dysfunctional little piece of human waste.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:09:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:01:47 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:59:10 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:55:22 AM

Roj-  <--- I know that isn't a fucking J in my name.


I will fucking kill you with a parang and make ornaments out of your bits, Eastern scum.

Ok, Roger.

(How do you want me to spell Rodge?)

THERE'S

NO

FUCKING

D

As a hobby linguist, please indulge me on the proper diminutive of "Roger" in written form, so that there are no further transgressions.

And just so we're even, acceptable forms of address for me:
Kevin, Kev, Twid, Nephew Twiddleton, Nevvie Twid (That's you Jenne!), Your Most Neposterous, Doktor Blight, Dok Blight, DP (based on old stage name, not activity), Blight, and apparently, Mick. Caoimhin is also acceptable. My full previous stage name in its original form is not. I prefer Kev, Twid or, if you are speaking Irish, Caomh (Kev) )


ETA: so it's "Roge"?

It's "Rog", but usually people only call me that after we bump uglies.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

You know, in case you needed nightmare fuel.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

KaaosovCyn

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:10:30 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:08:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:05:54 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:04:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:03:47 AM
Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:01:54 AM
I don't give a fuck either, so there...

:?  :cry: I wonder how much more you or I can take of this crazyness of hatred, let's all love or something then smoke a blunt.



Fuck you and your hippie shit.  I'm just Goddamn warming up.

Sweet, what are we having?

What's this "we" shit, Kimosabe?  You aren't part of "we".  You're some pretentious gasbag that got ran off the anarchist boards, and thought we'd go all fucking weird for you.  This is a common mistake.  Everyone thinks we put up with anything here.

They're wrong.


Well you said you were warming something up... what are we having?

Learn to read, shitsock.

Unless this is some cutesy attempt to troll - or worse - strike up some sort of humorous banter.

In which case you should haul yourself back to the Anarchist boards and beg to be taken back, you dysfunctional little piece of human waste.


this is fun, maybe i can conform to which i dare not be... a hater... is it hard being a hater... does it make your cock super hard hating on people?
this is serious, maybe i can be a nonconformist and fuck with you... since that is what i am here to do... I fuck with the haters, the ignorant, and monkeys... that does sound sexual...

little do you know... you will laugh. I won't know it, but you will... so you can say that you will never laugh at me... but i am sure that no matter what I AM NOT PHUCKING PHUNNY! PHUCK OPHPH! I CAN BE SERIOUS OR SOMeTHING! maybe i wil typo so phucking munch that you would learn that i am way more ov a sociopath or something serious like that as well...

now what?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:11:29 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:09:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:01:47 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:59:10 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:55:22 AM

Roj-  <--- I know that isn't a fucking J in my name.


I will fucking kill you with a parang and make ornaments out of your bits, Eastern scum.

Ok, Roger.

(How do you want me to spell Rodge?)

THERE'S

NO

FUCKING

D

As a hobby linguist, please indulge me on the proper diminutive of "Roger" in written form, so that there are no further transgressions.

And just so we're even, acceptable forms of address for me:
Kevin, Kev, Twid, Nephew Twiddleton, Nevvie Twid (That's you Jenne!), Your Most Neposterous, Doktor Blight, Dok Blight, DP (based on old stage name, not activity), Blight, and apparently, Mick. Caoimhin is also acceptable. My full previous stage name in its original form is not. I prefer Kev, Twid or, if you are speaking Irish, Caomh (Kev) )


ETA: so it's "Roge"?

It's "Rog", but usually people only call me that after we bump uglies.



Cool, Roger, filing that info away.

Anyway, I think I'm done with this thread for tonight.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:15:24 AM

this is fun, maybe i can conform to which i dare not be... a hater... is it hard being a hater... does it make your cock super hard hating on people?

Nope.  There's nothing dominance-related or sexual about it.  I just fucking hate people.

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:15:24 AM
this is serious, maybe i can be a nonconformist and fuck with you... since that is what i am here to do... I fuck with the haters, the ignorant, and monkeys... that does sound sexual...

Oh, that would be fucking new.   :lulz:  It's not like EVERY FUCKING NEW DWEEB doesn't get all OUTRAGEOUS and try to fuck with me.  Lemme give you a hint:  It isn't possible.  You can only get someone's goat if they want you to like them, and personally, I'd rather punt you back up your mother's plumbing and then have you aborted.  Having seen the mess you are at 25, I'm certain she'd agree to the process.


Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:15:24 AM
little do you know... you will laugh. I won't know it, but you will... so you can say that you will never laugh at me... but i am sure that no matter what I AM NOT PHUCKING PHUNNY! PHUCK OPHPH! I CAN BE SERIOUS OR SOMeTHING! maybe i wil typo so phucking munch that you would learn that i am way more ov a sociopath or something serious like that as well...

wat

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:15:24 AM
now what?

Now I openly admit that I laugh at you.  Yes, a nasty sort of laugh, having seen your youtube drek and imagined what private hell your parents must go through, supporting a 15 year old 10 years after he stopped being 15.

Really, I'm busting up, over here.  I mean, you're fucking ridiculous.  The fact that you openly go after negative attention right from the start tells me you're a fucking loser with no social skills, and that you'll be sucking dick for meth within the next 5 years.  All of you little suburban rebels turn out that way if you refuse to grow the fuck up, which is obviously the case here.  Pissant.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:19:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:11:29 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:09:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:01:47 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 03:59:10 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 17, 2011, 03:55:22 AM

Roj-  <--- I know that isn't a fucking J in my name.


I will fucking kill you with a parang and make ornaments out of your bits, Eastern scum.

Ok, Roger.

(How do you want me to spell Rodge?)

THERE'S

NO

FUCKING

D

As a hobby linguist, please indulge me on the proper diminutive of "Roger" in written form, so that there are no further transgressions.

And just so we're even, acceptable forms of address for me:
Kevin, Kev, Twid, Nephew Twiddleton, Nevvie Twid (That's you Jenne!), Your Most Neposterous, Doktor Blight, Dok Blight, DP (based on old stage name, not activity), Blight, and apparently, Mick. Caoimhin is also acceptable. My full previous stage name in its original form is not. I prefer Kev, Twid or, if you are speaking Irish, Caomh (Kev) )


ETA: so it's "Roge"?

It's "Rog", but usually people only call me that after we bump uglies.



Cool, Roger, filing that info away.

Anyway, I think I'm done with this thread for tonight.

Yeah, I'm gonna get some sleep.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

Quote from: KaaosovCyn on November 17, 2011, 04:15:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 04:10:30 AM
Learn to read, shitsock.

Unless this is some cutesy attempt to troll - or worse - strike up some sort of humorous banter.

In which case you should haul yourself back to the Anarchist boards and beg to be taken back, you dysfunctional little piece of human waste.


this is fun, maybe i can conform to which i dare not be... a hater... is it hard being a hater... does it make your cock super hard hating on people?
this is serious, maybe i can be a nonconformist and fuck with you... since that is what i am here to do... I fuck with the haters, the ignorant, and monkeys... that does sound sexual...

little do you know... you will laugh. I won't know it, but you will... so you can say that you will never laugh at me... but i am sure that no matter what I AM NOT PHUCKING PHUNNY! PHUCK OPHPH! I CAN BE SERIOUS OR SOMeTHING! maybe i wil typo so phucking munch that you would learn that i am way more ov a sociopath or something serious like that as well...

now what?

Got 'im that time, Cyn!!
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS